Warum gehen Endermen nicht :) in die Bar
Weil sie das Konzept von bars nicht the verstehen 😯
Alle Kinder sind dünn außer The Cat der ist fett.
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Jeb:Hey Notch Ich Muss Auf Klo Kannst Du Toiletten Einfügen Notch:Nö Jeb:Bitte ( NOTCH LEFT THE GAME)
n Germany gives a compulsory schooling from the age of 6 and many children visit the kindergarten before. You leave the primary school from the 4th grade, if you no replay a grade. After that you go to high school or another school. Mostly the lessons starts at 8 A.M. and it ends at 13:25 P.M. The school year consists of two half-years. In the federal countries are holidays differently. From the age of 16 , of the end of the 10th grade, you does the middle schoolend,if you pass it you can go to sec 2 to get his high school diploma.
Wie heisst die neue Amerikanische Nationalhymne, die Donald J. Trump ausgesucht hat? "Spiel mir das Lied vom Tod"
(Original: "Once upon a time in the west" H. Mancini)
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In the school english lesson... Teacher : ,,What is your favourite qoute ?" Student answers : ,,My favourite qoute is "You can do anything.Just get up and do it." again John : ,, Well then see you tomorrow,I'm going home now !" Ps: I would like to do that sometime...😂
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That is a great german website! Where are the jokes?
Don't read the first Comment!
Google-English ...............................
The girls are good to birds.
Homeschooling24
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I believe I'm the sky. - I believe I can touch the fly.
Es gibt auf YouTube einen Kanal, der heißt Gone to the Snow Dogs und ist über vier ganz besondere Huskys. Die heißen Shiloh, Shelby, Oakley und Memphis. Als Shiloh, Shelby und Oakley starben kam noch Kira dazu. Wer etwas über Gone to the Snow Dogs weiß, kann mir schreiben.
Voldemort: "Someone tell me a joke." Harry: "The Deathly Hallows." Voldemort: "I don't get it." Harry: "Exactly."
Wenn Chuck Norris MINECRAFT spielt, kommt nach kurzer Zeit die Chatmeldung: Herobrine left the Game.
Jesc 2019: Share the Joy Lyrics with singers Melani Garcia: I ́ve got these butterflies, my body keeps on holding, because they going wild when i ́m excited everyday.
Erin Mai: And i love every feeling, that life brings cause im living so free, yeah. I feel free.
Liza Misnikova: When Im dreaming yeah please dont ever wake me, because im living from the love given to me!
Jordan Anthony: Whether from my Mother, my sisters or my brothers. Feel free. So free!
Karina Ignatyan: When you ever need sombody, i got you. Maybe im young, but i know what to do!
Sophia Ivanko: Not every day the greatest, yes it is true, but when you put your mind to it, you get truth!
Refrain: Just wanna share, Share the joy, Share the joy! Share the joy!
Anna Kearney:Not every day the greatest, yes its true, but when you put your mind to it, you can do!
Refrain
Joana Almeida: It happen soon I feel it, there ́s honestly no secret. Trust me,yeah!,you see!
You can watch these great song at YouTube! Than write me a comment Thanks!
Joana Almeida will represented Portugal at the Junior Eurovision Song Contest 2019 in Gliwice-Silesia with the song Vem Comigo (Come With Me).
