According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Germa singt beim Kacken „It’s the final countdown!“
Deine Mudda guckt in den Spiegel und es ertönt "Who let the dogs out?"
Female
Reporter: "Mr. President, why is the Corona Virus making us so difficult?"
Trump: "Corona is female. We cannot grab the virus by the eggs!"
How does the Lemur get to work?
He takes his madagas-car. 😅
"London ist immer wieder einen Abstecher wert!"
Jack the Ripper (33)
Warum geht Adele über die Straße?
Um "Hello from the other side" zu sagen!
Pressekonferenz:
Reporter: "Herr Präsident, was sind die Regeln nach dem Ende der Corona-Krise?"
Trump: "Nach Corona gibt es keine Regeln mehr. Kauft eine 45 Magnum. Es wird der Wilde, Wilde Westen."
Nicos Mutter sitzt ohne Arme in der Gosse und singt "put your hands up in the air!".
Das ist kein Witz, aber startet euren Computer neu, wenn es arg ruckelt, weil ich mal dauernd vom Server geflogen bin.
Im Chat stand das: "left the game", "joined the game", "left the game", "joined the game"...
USA - Corona
Reporter: "Sorry, Mr. President, we have too few masks."
Trump: "I've already called ZORRO."
Reporter: "Mr. President, what's your plan?"
Trump: "The healthy immediately go to Area 51 and all shops are closed... After 4 weeks we return and normal life continues."
Reporter: "What should people live on afterwards?"
Trump: "So, I bought AMAZON shares."
Horror ----------- Besser CORONA als "The Rake"!
Bill Clinton
Sperm is best against the Corona Virus.
I gave Monica a swallow every day.
She was never sick.
Why was the 10 scared?
Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
Reporter: “Mr. President, the people are depressed by the corona virus. What do you intend to do?”
Trump: "We will treat the people with nitrous oxide!"
Reporter: "Mr. President, how did you solve the Corona crisis, so quickly?"
Trump: "Classic, with hand grenades, as always."
I want to believe that Descartes is the greatest philosopher, but I manuel kan‘t.
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In the year 2525
Kind: "Mama, wieso leben wir denn hier im Urwald?"
Mutter: "Ja, meine kleine Corona. Vor 500 Jahren lebten hier Menschen, die fast alle an einem Virus gestorben sind, und für jeden Toten wurde damals ein Baum gepflanzt."
Leute sagen, NICHTS ist unmöglich, aber ich mache doch jeden Tag NICHTS.
– Winnie the Pooh
