The-Witze

Warum geht Adele über die Straße? Um 'Hello from the other side' zu sagen

Press conference: ----------------------------- Reporter: "Mr. President, what are the rules after the end of the corona crisis."

Trump: "After Corona, there are no rules anymore. Buy a 45 magnum. It will be the Wild Wild West "

Nicos Mutter sitzt ohne Arme in der Gosse und singt "putch your hands up in the air"

USA - Corona --------------------- Reporter: "Sorry Mr. President, we have too few masks"

Trump: "I've already called ZORRO."

Reporter: "Mr. President, what's your plan "

Trump: "The healthy immediately go to Area 51 and all shops are closed ...... ... ..After 4 weeks we return and normal life continues."

Reporter: "What should people live on afterwards?"

Trump: "So, I bought AMAZON shares."

Horror ----------- Besser CORONA als "The Rake"

Bill Clinton ----------------- Sperm is best against the Corona Virus.

I gave Monica a swallow every day.

She was never sick.

Vincent geht kacken und singt "It's the final countdown".

Why was the 10 Scared?

Because hes in the middle of 9/11

press conference ---------------------------

Reporter: “Mr. President, the people are depressed by the corona virus. What do you intend to do? "

Trump: "We will treat the people with nitrous oxide!"

solution

Reporter: "Mr. President, how did you solve the Corona crisis, so quickly?"

Trump: "Classic, with hand grenades, as always."

I want to believe that Descartes is the greatest philosopher, but I manuel kan‘t.

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In the year 2525 -------------------------

Kind: "Mama, wieso leben wir denn hier im Urwald"

Mutter: "Ja, meine kleine Corona vor 500 Jahren lebten hier Menschen, die fast alle an einem Virus gestorben sind und für jeden Toten wurde damals ein Baum gepflanzt.