Press conference: ----------------------------- Reporter: "Mr. President, what are the rules after the end of the corona crisis."

Trump: "After Corona, there are no rules anymore. Buy a 45 magnum. It will be the Wild Wild West "

Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?

Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?

Me: It's an autobiography.

Bill Clinton ----------------- Sperm is best against the Corona Virus.

I gave Monica a swallow every day.

She was never sick.

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solution

Reporter: "Mr. President, how did you solve the Corona crisis, so quickly?"

Trump: "Classic, with hand grenades, as always."

press conference ---------------------------

Reporter: “Mr. President, the people are depressed by the corona virus. What do you intend to do? "

Trump: "We will treat the people with nitrous oxide!"

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