The-Witze
Q: Was machen Kinder von C-Entwicklern?
A: "The Floor is Java."
- Slogan des Jahres 2019: Share the Joy.
- Slogan des Jahres 2020: Move the World.
- Slogan des Jahres 2021: Imagine.
Wie nennt man Schalker in der Serie "The Biggest Loser"?
Die Königsblauen.
Hits, die man in der Virus-Krise nie vergisst:
- Howard Carpendale - "Dann geh doch!"
- Roy Black - "Ganz in Schweiß"
- Julio Iglesias - "Wenn eine Hand durchs Gesicht fährt"
- Michael Holm - "Viren lügen nicht"
- The Beatles - "She (Corona) Loves You"
- Kurt Weill - "Niess in den Ellenbogen, Johnny"
- Rex Gildo - "Fiesta Corona"
- Roland Kaiser - "Ich glaub, es geht schon wieder los!"
- Neil Diamond - "Sweet Corona Line"
Weinachten.
Adolf, the red Diktator mit den 4 Eck under the nas.
Und Data am Ende so: "Ja, ik, ich war gefühlt nur Sperrmüll, aber danke Wesley, dass du Zeit geschindet hast, sodass ich mich reparieren konnte." WIE DU KONNTEST DICH DIE GANZE ZEIT SELBST REPARIEREN??
Warum ist The Agency weg?
Weil Midas deine Mutter gesehen hat.
Informatiker: x = x + 1.
Mathematiker: *left the chat*
Wer ist der Lieblingsschauspieler von Steve? Dwayne "The Block" Johnson!
"Top 10 BEST Kashoot! Songs (Ranked By Views) - YouTube" www.youtube.com › watch Video zu "kashoot theme song" 6:26 This is the top 10 Kashoot songs.
Deine Mutter singt beim Kacken „It’s the final countdown!“
Deine Mudda guckt in den Spiegel und es ertönt "Who let the dogs out?"
Deine Mutter ist so fett, sie steckt sich jeden Tag 2 Batterien in den Arsch und singt "I've got the power".
Rest In Peace Humphrey, A tribute.
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Back in October Humphrey passed away, and I only just finished making this in memory of her. It was incredibly difficult to do, seeing her videos from the past made it very hard for me to edit and put together, so I did little bits every few days. I really miss her, and it was 5 years ago today that I bought her from the pet store, so that hurts even more. I hope you guys "like" what I've put together for her, and mainly for me to see how much we did together. Thank you for watching, and if you've read this, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Wenn du dich jemals nutzlos fühlst, denk daran, dass Shirin David in der Jury von The Voice sitzt.
Warum hat Trump gesagt: "Grab them by the pussy"? Weil alle Amerikaner Pussys sind!
Sun: The sun is the ball of fire in the sky that the earth goes round. It gives us light and heat.
Ich weiß, dass das kein Witz ist, aber cool!
Two horses meet, one says, "Hey!" The other replies, "Where?"
Song des Jahres 2018: Light Up.
Song des Jahres 2019: Share The Joy.
Song des Jahres 2020: Move The World.
Song des Jahres 2021: Imagine.
Dracos Namen:
Fretti Boy, Slytherin King
Und: The boy who had no choice.
In the 1960s, a man living in the Soviet Union walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "Beer used to be 50 kopecks, but we had to add another 50 kopecks to pay for the Communist Party’s five-year economic plan. So it’s one ruble now. Everybody must pay for the plan."
The man thinks for a moment and says, "Alright, I’ll have one beer, please."
He puts down a ruble on the counter. The bartender takes the ruble and gives back 50 kopecks.
The man says with a confused smile, "I thought you said everybody pays for the economic plan."
The bartender replies, "Yes, comrade — but the problem is, we have no beer."