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Deine Mutter steckt sich eine Batterie in den Arsch und singt "I've got the power!".
Sara: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Lisa: "I don't know, why?"
Sara: "Becooooouse! 🦆"
Lisa: "👁️👄👁️"
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
It’s the sound of the police!
Die neue Partneraktion im Internet:
Wenn die Software endlich Hardwäre. – Unter dem Motto: Die Tastatur liegt einsam dort, weil Father in the Motherboard. :-D
Warum geht Adele über die Straße?
Um "Hello from the other side" zu sagen!
Was sagt ein Gangster, wenn er das erste Mal auf Batman trifft?
"Wat the F... Fledermaus!"
Zwei Leute treffen sich in Minecraft. Sie spielen so lange, bis es im Spiel Abend wird. Sie haben aber noch immer kein Haus, also verstecken sie sich in einer Höhle.
Ein paar Sekunden später: player123 left the Game. Player90: Hä, was ist denn jetzt los?
Ziiiiiiiiiisch......buuuuuuum!
GAME OVER
Wie heißt der große Bruder von Dwayne Johnson?
"Dwayne "The Boulder" Johnson!"
"I wanna dance with somebody! I wanna feel the heat with somebody!"
Öhö, öhö, Whitney Houston.
Deine Mutter ist so schlecht in Fortnite, dass es freie V-Bucks für den "Take the L"-Tänzer gibt! 😀
Rest In Peace Humphrey, A tribute.
Bearded-Dragon Care 1540 Abonnenten
Back in October Humphrey passed away, and I only just finished making this in memory of her. It was incredibly difficult to do, seeing her videos from the past made it very hard for me to edit and put together, so I did little bits every few days. I really miss her, and it was 5 years ago today that I bought her from the pet store, so that hurts even more. I hope you guys "like" what I've put together for her, and mainly for me to see how much we did together. Thank you for watching, and if you've read this, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Deine Mutter singt beim Kacken „It’s the final countdown!“
Why was the 10 scared?
Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
Was ist der Unterschied zwischen Putin und Trump?
Über Trump lacht man, über Putin the hole nicht!
Alle Kinder spielen Fortnite, nur nicht Fritz, der hat den Fall Guys Battle Pass.
"I just shit out my ash." Booted up my PC cause I need, need To get the Fall Guys Battle Pass.
I like Fall Guys, did I mention Fall Guys? I like Fall Guys, it's nighttime.
Was singt deine Mutter am Klo?
"This is the final countdown!"
I have the campfire, Ben, and you're not even full life.
UK: We call this Season autumn, which is named after the latin word "autumnus" which means "harvest season".
USA: We call this season fall, because leaves fall down!
With whom does the skeleton go to the party with?
No body.
Was steht auf dem Grabstein eines Gamers?
"He was banned from the real life server."