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Fernsehshow

    • In einer Fernsehshow. Die Kandidaten sollen einen Satz mit "Timbuktu" bilden. Der erste sagt etwas einfallslos: "Letztes Jahr habe ich meinen Onkel in Timbuktu besucht, der ist dort Entwicklungshelfer." Der zweite erzählt: "Ich wollte unbedingt mal den Niger sehen. Mein Vater nahm ich mit auf eine Reise nach Timbuktu." Der dritte erzählt (auf Englisch): "When Tim and I to Brisbane went, we met three ladies in a tent. Cause they were three and we were two, I booked a lady and Tim booked two."

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    Finale

    • Dichtwettbewerb in Australien! Im Finale stehen ein Priester und ein Schafhirte. Beide bekommen die Aufgabe, innerhalb von fünf Minuten einen Vierzeiler zu dichten, in dem das Wort „Timbuktu“ vorkommt. Nach fünf Minuten Bedenkzeit tritt der Priester ans Mikrophon und trägt seinen Vers vor:

    "I was a father all my life, I had no children, had no wife, I read the bible through and through On my way to Timbuktu."

    Donnernder Applaus. Das Publikum ist sich bereits sicher, dass der Priester gewonnen haben muss. Doch da tritt der Schafhirte vor und deklamiert:

    "Me and Tim, who is my friend, We met three ladies cheap to rent, They were three and we were two, So I booked one and Tim booked two..."

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    Community-Talk

    • to my friends in countries where you are allowed to drink what happens when you travel to a different country and want a beer do they serve it too you or do they not?

    • Matt, this is from @necrowancer

    @Matt I need help. So basically my messages wont show up on SW because the accs of the spammer "Ali" (he has multiple accs) I took over (I know this is not fair, but he literally told his passwort and he is a spammer) also got banned. So basically I owned the accs and they were over my IP. Because these accs were banned, my IP also basically got banned and my messages cant show up. Could you fix it?

    • November 2024 Song

    It is November and it' s so cold outside Everyone is staying in Nobody' s getting out And when I look outside the balcony I see The cold world from a different perspective

    I walk outside, and then i am alone (and it feels so wonderful) When I' m walking past the house And everyone is gone Is it cause the snow is falling and outside its just so cold

    And I look up To the neighbor's windows Every… Weiterlesen

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