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Im Deutschunterricht für Deutschlernende:

- Harry Smith: "Hey John, before I learned physics, and I thought, it's very difficult. That was so easy, when you see this here..."

- John Winley: "You're right."

Reporter: "Mr. President, what are you going to do next against the Corona-Virus?"

Trump: "We are launching DEFCON 3."

Reporter: "What does this mean for the United States, Mr. President?"

Trump: "The ventilators are equipped with a coin slot."

Star Wars Girl: „I will fight in this war.“

Hermine: „I will help save the wizarding world.“

Bella: „I just lay here and let my sparkling boyfriend do all the work!“ 😂♥️🔥

PRESSEKONFERENZ: ---------------------------------- Trump: "I know more about Corona-Viruses than anybody."

Reporter: "Sorry Sir, this isn't syphilis."

Deine Mudda ist so dumm, sie zündet ein Mädchen an und singt "This Girl is on Fire!"

Wenn deine Mutter von der Skyblock-Insel springt, steht auf ihrem PC: "Flying is not enabled on this server".

Als Bob der Baumeister deine Mutter gesehen hat, hat er gesagt: „No! We can't touch this!“

Adolf Hitler did nazi this coming.

Was steht auf'm Grabstein eines Gamers?

"You were banned from this real life Server"

"Ohho, this my shit, Spaß, ihr seid cool!"

This website is giving humor a bad name and should be deleted. SAD!

Deine Mutter betrachtet sich stolz im Spiegel und singt: "We built this city!"