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Corona

    • Jetzt kommt zur diesjährigen Corona-Grippe auch noch feuchtes Grippewetter dazu, wir sind alle verloren - das ist die tödlichste aller Klimakatastrophen.

    And the hole of the sun-corona sends the cosmic wisdom by it's rays through our ozone hole just into the empty heads of the rulers on earth so that their coronary arteries get cramps. Let's stay in bed for the rest of our days, the mankind is lost. Holy Gods, I've the cold and sniff already but no handkerchief at home. Must go outside and participate in that masked ball, also infect with this kind of madness. That's the evidence - it's too late to save the herd of human monkeys. No doubt, the end will come quickly.

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    • Corona Virus

    • Reporter: "Mr. President, what are you going to do next against the Corona-Virus?"

    Trump: "We are launching DEFCON 3."

    Reporter: "What does this mean for the United States, Mr. President?"

    Trump: "The ventilators are equipped with a coin slot."

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    • Bella

    • Star Wars Girl: „I will fight in this war.“

    Hermine: „I will help save the wizarding world.“

    Bella: „I just lay here and let my sparkling boyfriend do all the work!“ 😂♥️🔥

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    • Coronavirus

    • PRESSEKONFERENZ: ---------------------------------- Trump: "I know more about Corona-Viruses than anybody."

    Reporter: "Sorry Sir, this isn't syphilis."

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    • PC

    • Wenn deine Mutter von der Skyblock-Insel springt, steht auf ihrem PC: "Flying is not enabled on this server".

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    • Bob

    • Als Bob der Baumeister deine Mutter gesehen hat, hat er gesagt: „No! We can't touch this!“

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