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    • Rest In Peace Humphrey, A tribute.

    Bearded-Dragon Care 1540 Abonnenten

    Back in October Humphrey passed away, and I only just finished making this in memory of her. It was incredibly difficult to do, seeing her videos from the past made it very hard for me to edit and put together, so I did little bits every few days. I really miss her, and it was 5 years ago today that I bought her from the pet store, so that hurts even more. I hope you guys "like" what I've put together for her, and mainly for me to see how much we did together. Thank you for watching, and if you've read this, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

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    • Homeschooling

    • "Homeschooling" is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried.

    The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.

    So if you love sex, you will like "Homeschooling".

    Please give me a like. I hope you had a little bit fun while reading this. Thanks for enjoying it! 😍

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    • This-Memes

    PC

    • Wenn deine Mutter von der Skyblock-Insel springt, steht auf ihrem PC: "Flying is not enabled on this server".

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    • Corona Virus

    • Reporter: "Mr. President, what are you going to do next against the Corona-Virus?"

    Trump: "We are launching DEFCON 3."

    Reporter: "What does this mean for the United States, Mr. President?"

    Trump: "The ventilators are equipped with a coin slot."

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    • Land

    • English: German, how do you call this? *shows 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 flag*

    German: Hmm... that's the Land of the Schotten... so I'll call it Schottland!

    English: Okay. How do you call this? *shows 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 flag*

    German: Well, that's the land of the English guys, so I will call it England!

    English: Great! So how do you call this? *shows 🇫🇷 flag* Let me guess. Frankland? Because it's the land of the France guys, right?

    German: Well, it's not a land, it's a Reich! So it's Frankreich!

    English: *confused* Okay...? But how do you call this? *shows 🇮🇹 flag* Italiland?

    German: No, it's—

    English: Ahhh, I got it. Italireich!

    German: No. It's...

    English: WHAT? WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE?!!?

    German: It's... Italien.

    English: *gets Crashout*

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    • Herbst

    • UK: We call this Season autumn, which is named after the latin word "autumnus" which means "harvest season".

    USA: We call this season fall, because leaves fall down!

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    • Michael Jackson

    • If you are a Michael Jackson believer that he only faked his death and is still alive then please subscribe to this youtube channel please, please!

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGdiOzapRHyZi1ZoNSpXnSw/join

    There is very good evidence there.

    Even if you don't believe in it you can still drop by, please.

    Please do not forget to subscribe! 😃😁

    Thank you! Bye!

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    • Song

    • "Top 10 BEST Kashoot! Songs (Ranked By Views) - YouTube" www.youtube.com › watch Video zu "kashoot theme song" 6:26 This is the top 10 Kashoot songs.

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    • Bob

    • Als Bob der Baumeister deine Mutter gesehen hat, hat er gesagt: „No! We can't touch this!“

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    Melodie

    • A: I have a catchy tune about this one Beatles song.

    B: Which one?

    A: I want to hold your hand.

    B: Ok. *takes it*

    A: [...]

    B: Which song did you mean?

    A: [...] Uh... Don‘t let me down.

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