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Like this, or you will get Rick Rolled!
Wenn deine Mutter von der Skyblock-Insel springt, steht auf ihrem PC: "Flying is not enabled on this server".
Dieser Witz funktioniert nur auf Englisch:
"Why do you want to return this vacuum cleaner?"
"Because it sucks!"
When I was on BBB: The website said: "You ́re the only person in this conference."
"Homeschooling" is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried.
The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.
So if you love sex, you will like "Homeschooling".
Please give me a like. I hope you had a little bit fun while reading this. Thanks for enjoying it! 😍
Deutscher: "Wie oft putzt du deine Zähne?"
Afrikaner: "Einmal in der Woche."
Deutscher: "Warum sind deine Zähne weiß?"
Afrikaner: "Cause this is Africa."
Als Bob der Baumeister deine Mutter gesehen hat, hat er gesagt: „No! We can't touch this!“
Adolf Hitler did nazi this coming.
UK: We call this Season autumn, which is named after the latin word "autumnus" which means "harvest season".
USA: We call this season fall, because leaves fall down!
❗I'm sorry, but all under this name was a fake❗
Hello Guys, I’ve just seen that the famous Eurovision Song Contest singer Joana Almeida was on this website and I liked her idea to talk to some random people here about her fabulous talent.
I’m just amazed by her. I mean Selena Gomez, it’s a big name in the world and I know this. But I also know that it was a long way to be that Selena Gomez. That’s because we should all admire future stars like Joana.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if this video is less than a min, I'll give it a view!
Ich: "So, ich konzentriere mich jetzt und fange an zu lernen."
Mein Gehirn: "Ladies and Gentlemen..."
Ich: "Oh nein, bitte nicht schon wieder."
Mein Gehirn: "This is Mambo Number Five..."
Engländer in Deutschland: „Bears are very rare in this land...“
Deutscher: „No, you must go nach Bayern. There are Biers in everywhere...“
"Ohho, this my shit, Spaß, ihr seid cool!"
Santa tell me, if you really care! Don't make me hope again this year, that Corona will be here next year, 2021!
Jana an Weihnachten: "Last Christmas, I gave you annoyed." "And the very next day, I was banned." "This year, I'm making an account." "And then get banned again."