Was steht auf'm Grabstein eines Gamers? "You were banned from this real life Server"
Jana an Weihnachten: Last Christmas, I gave you annoyed. And the very next day, I was banned. This year, I'm making an account. And then get banned again.
Engländer in Deutschland: „Bears are very rare in this land...“ Deutscher: No, you must go nach Bayern. There are Biers in everywhere...”
In Germany teachers don't say: „You have to learn this.” Instead we say: „Wenn ich dich das um 3 Uhr nachts in deinen Träumen frage, muss es wie aus der Pistole geschossen kommen!”
UK: We call this Season autumn, which is named after the latin word "autumnus" which means "harvest season". USA: We call this season fall, because leaves fall down!
Auf meinem Grabstein wird mal stehen: "Respawn in 3, 2, 1. Connection lost. You were banned from this real life server."
PRESSEKONFERENZ: ---------------------------------- Trump: " I know more about Corona-Viruses than anybody"
Reporter: " Sorry Sir, this isn`t syphilis.
Ich: "So ich konzentrier mich jetzt und fange an zu lernen." Mein Gehirn: "Ladies and Gentlemen..." Ich: "Oh nein, bitte nicht schon wieder." Mein Gehirn: "This is Mambo Number Five..."
DEFCON
Reporter: "Mr. President, what are you going to do next against the Corona-Virus? "
Trump: "We are launching DEFCON 3.
Reporter: "What does this mean for the United States, Mr. President?"
Trump: "The ventilators are equipped with a coin slot."
Jetzt kommt zur diesjährigen Corona-Grippe auch noch feuchtes Grippewetter dazu, wir sind alle verloren - das ist die tödlichste aller Klimakatastrophen. And the hole of the sun-corona sends the cosmic wisdom by it's rays through our ozone hole just into the empty heads of the rulers on earth so that their coronary arteries get cramps. Let's stay in bed for the rest of our days, the mankind is lost. Holy Gods, I've the cold and sniff already but no handkerchief at home. Must go outside and participate in that masked ball, also infect with this kind of madness. That's the evidence - it's too late to save the herd of human monkeys. No doubt, the end will come quickly
