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German speaking words in english:
(deutsche Sprichwörter auf englisch:)
"This is the jumping Point." (Das ist der springende Punkt.)
"I only understand trainstation." (Ich verstehe nur Bahnhof.)
"I spider." (Ich spinne.)
"You don’t have all cups in the cupboard." (Du hast nicht alle Tassen im Schrank.)
"Don’t bring me on the palm." (Bring mich nicht auf die Palme.)
"You make me ready." (Du machst mich fertig.)
"Oh, you green nine." (Ach du grüne Neune.)
"I break thogether." (Ich breche zusammen.)
"I‘m standing on you." (Ich stehe auf dich.)
"Everything in the green area." (Alles im grünen Bereich.)
"We go trough thick and thin." (Wir gehen durch dick und dünn)
"This is under all pig." (Das ist unter aller Sau)
"Do you have tomateos on the eyes?" (Hast du Tomaten auf den Augen?)
"Now we have the salad." (Jetzt haben wir den Salat.)
"I see black for you." (Ich sehe schwarz für dich)
Reporter: "Mr. President, what are you going to do next against the Corona-Virus?"
Trump: "We are launching DEFCON 3."
Reporter: "What does this mean for the United States, Mr. President?"
Trump: "The ventilators are equipped with a coin slot."
Roses are red, violets are gray, I say this to you because you are gay.
"Roses are red, violins are gay, I said this joke because your Gay! 😂😂😂"
"Tim and I are going to be out of town this weekend and will be"
❗️PASST AUF VIREN AUF!❗️
Es gibt bestimmte Leute auf dieser Webseite, die Viren verbreiten. Die Leute nennen sich Tim, Christina, Hunton, Brow2.0, Kiddy, ...
Bitte seid vorsichtig und chattet/schreibt nicht mit diesen Leuten, da sie dann Zugriff auf eure Geräte haben und alles manipulieren können.
UK: We call this Season autumn, which is named after the latin word "autumnus" which means "harvest season".
USA: We call this season fall, because leaves fall down!
Your mother is so dumb she can't speak Deutsch at this website!
"Ohho, this my shit, Spaß, ihr seid cool!"
This is under all pig.
"Homeschooling" is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried.
The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.
So if you love sex, you will like "Homeschooling".
Please give me a like. I hope you had a little bit fun while reading this. Thanks for enjoying it! 😍
Two Italian men get on a bus...
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. They speak with an Italian accent.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin' abouta sexa?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
Santa tell me, if you really care! Don't make me hope again this year, that Corona will be here next year, 2021!
Wenn deine Mutter von der Skyblock-Insel springt, steht auf ihrem PC: "Flying is not enabled on this server".
Star Wars Girl: „I will fight in this war.“
Hermine: „I will help save the wizarding world.“
Bella: „I just lay here and let my sparkling boyfriend do all the work!“ 😂♥️🔥
❗I'm sorry, but all under this name was a fake❗
Adolf Hitler did nazi this coming.
This website is giving humor a bad name and should be deleted. SAD!
Als Bob der Baumeister deine Mutter gesehen hat, hat er gesagt: „No! We can't touch this!“
"Darum, so where you find this?"