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Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.

Umbrige: "What do you want Severus?"

Severus: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort is ugly and then I saw you."

Umbrige: 😶

My musical knowledge is so poor, I thought Kanye West was a railway station and Lana Del Rey a holiday destination.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought my ex was ugly, then I saw YOU!

Shower Thoughts:

• In einem Krankenhaus befinden sich Leute, die ihren schlimmsten Tag, schönsten Tag, ersten und letzten Tag haben.

• Wenn man um 3 Uhr nachts ins Bett geht, geht man eigentlich relativ früh ins Bett.

• Wie viele Kilometer ich wohl schon mit dem Finger gescrollt habe? (1000 km?)

• Autokorrektur sollte man eher Autovermutung nennen. (Isso 😅)

• Eine Uhr, die stehen geblieben ist, zeigt die richtige Uhrzeit zweimal am Tag. Eine Uhr, die falsch geht, zeigt niemals die richtige Uhrzeit an.

• Schwimmen ist eine Aktivität, in der man eine sehr große Anzahl an Muskeln einsetzt, um nicht zu ertrinken. Trotzdem wird es als eine Spaßaktivität bezeichnet. (HAHAHAHA, was für ne Spaßaktivität?)

• Du kannst niemals ein halbes Loch graben.

"Harry": I wanted to tell you something.

"Umbridge": Go ahead.

"Harry": Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw YOU.

Im Deutschunterricht für Deutschlernende:

- Harry Smith: "Hey John, before I learned physics, and I thought, it's very difficult. That was so easy, when you see this here..."

- John Winley: "You're right."

Other names for the Harry Potter movies:

Harry Potter and the time I thought it was Snape.

Harry Potter and the time I thought it was Draco.

Harry Potter and the time I thought it was Sirius.

Harry Potter and the time I thought it was Karkaroff.

Harry Potter and the time everyone knew it was Umbridge.

Harry Potter and the time it was actually Draco.

Harry Potter and the time it was Dumbledore all along.

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    • Other names for the Harry Potter movies:

    Harry Potter and the time I thought it was Snape.

    Harry Potter and the time I thought it was Draco.

    Harry Potter and the time I thought it was Sirius.

    Harry Potter and the time I thought it was Karkarof.

    Harry Potter and the time everyone knew it was Umbridge.

    Harry Potter and the time it was actually Draco.

    Harry Potter and the time it was Dumbledore all along.

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    • Harry: "I wanted to tell you something."

    Umbridge: "Go ahead."

    Harry: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw YOU."

    Der Engländer fragt eine deutsche Person: -"How do you like our big lake?"

    Deutsche Person: "Oh! Schön!"

    Engländer: "What the fuck? I thought that just a lake is!"