Schlechte Witze

Schlechte Witze

Heute ist mein 15. Geburtstag. Wann bekomme ich meinen ersten BH?

Nein, Felix, vorher bekommst du deine Brustvergrößerung!

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner.

Hagrid: Wem gehört diese Kröte? Neville: Trevor.

Aber ist Hagrid Trevor? 😄😄😄😄😂😂😂

Brombeerkralle und Rauchfell jagen. Jeder behauptet, der bessere Jäger zu sein. Brombeerkralle sagt: "Rat mal, wer gerade ein Kaninchen erwischt hat!" Rauchfell erwidert: "Rat mal, wer gerade ein Kaninchen, zwei Mäuse und vier Amseln gefangen hat!"

*Krallengemetzel*

"Mama, du hast doch gesagt, ich soll mir zwei Apfelsinen in mein Oberteil stecken", sagte die 15-jährige Luisa. Die Mutter sagte: "Ja".

Darauf antwortete Luisa: "Du hast mir jedoch nicht gesagt, dass die so kleben. Jetzt habe ich jemanden mit einem Penis an mir hängen, und zwar zwischen den Brüsten."

Niemand.

Wirklich niemand.

Absolut niemand.

Niemand im ganzen Star Wars Universum:

Han Solo: „Ich habe ein großartiges Gefühl dabei!“

Warum ist Liam immer in der Nähe von Herrn Jordan?

Weil er magnetisch von Herrn Jordans Schwanz angezogen wird!