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Fritzchens Lehrerin sagt: Ich bin schwanger!
Die ganze Klasse applaudiert, außer Fritzchen, der ruft: "I know what you did last Summer!"
Lehrerin: 😬😱
Englisch für Fortgeschrittene: English for runaways.
"Do you want to lunch with us?" "Wollen Sie uns lünchen?"
"I’m hungry." "Ich bin Ungar."
"I’m thirsty." "Ich bin Donnerstag."
"Here is a letter for you." "Hier ist eine Leiter für euch."
Catch Me If You Can - Fuck Me If You Can.
My girlfriend said; "take the condom off."
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"Why?"
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"Because yolo"
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"What does that mean?" I asked.
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"You only live once"
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"Well" I said, "if you get pregnant then yoyo."
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"What's that mean?"
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"You're on your own."
Chuck Norris: Ich will in jedes Land reisen und die Unartigen bestrafen.
Greta Thunberg: How dare you?
In der Englischstunde... Lehrer: "What is your favourite quote?" Schüler antwortet: "My favourite quote is "You can do anything. Just get up and do it."" John: "Well then see you tomorrow, I'm going home now!"
Ps: Ich würde das auch gerne mal machen...😂
Journalist: What inspired you to use the rainbow flag in your logo?
Company owner: Money!
What do you call an axolotl that's a wizard?
An axo-spell-tl!
Reporter: “Mr. President, the people are depressed by the corona virus. What do you intend to do?”
Trump: "We will treat the people with nitrous oxide!"
Die Witze sind hier alle kacke, außer 3. Butter. Fuck you all!
Deine Mutter furzt in der Badewanne und singt. 02 you can do!
What do you call a pile of cats? A Meowtain!
Wer das versteht, wird sich bestimmt totlachen.
If you make a great joke, I will pay for it!
I love you not, du bist Schrott!
Das war ein Scherz, du bist mein Herz!
Geht nur auf Englisch😅
How do you call a 50 year old fisherman?
. . . A Master-Baiter!
1. You have been challenged. 2. Write your Nickname here. Ok, Go! 3. You're in. 4. Question 1 of 22 answer streak correct Question 2 of 22 multiple choice correct Question 3 of 22 You lost. We believe in you! Question 4 of 22 Write the answer here correct Question 5 of 22 answer streak You lost We believe in you! .... .... .... You have completed this challenge! See podium Drum roll... The results of this challenge are in See Podium.
1. ... 2... 3...You
Naruto: Sasuke, in which room can you find Uchias?
Sasuke: I don't know.
Naruto: In the living room.
Sorry, dass der auf Englisch ist, aber er funktioniert nur so.
Chuck Norris schafft 2 "All you can eat"-Menüs.
Deine Mutter schafft 20 "All you can eat"-Menüs!!!
Dieser Witz funktioniert nur auf Englisch:
"Why do you want to return this vacuum cleaner?"
"Because it sucks!"
When I was on BBB: The website said: "You ́re the only person in this conference."