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Reporter: “Mr. President, the people are depressed by the corona virus. What do you intend to do? "
Trump: "We will treat the people with nitrous oxide!"
Immer wenn mich Touristen fragen: „Do you speak English”, sag ich nur: „See I so out!”
Harry: Hermione I Must Tell you something Hermione: Me First, i slept with Ron Harry: You Too?
DEFCON
Reporter: "Mr. President, what are you going to do next against the Corona-Virus? "
Trump: "We are launching DEFCON 3.
Reporter: "What does this mean for the United States, Mr. President?"
Trump: "The ventilators are equipped with a coin slot."
Geht nur auf Englisch😅
How do you call a 50 year old fisherman? . . . A Master-Baiter
Kunde: "Do you have a four volt, two watt light bulb?" Verkäufer: "For what?" Kunde: "No, two." Verkäufer: "To what..." Kunde: "Yes." Verkäufer: "No" Kunde: "Thank you. Goodbye" Verkäufer: "Goodbye"
What door you can‘t open?
The Dumbeldor
