"Someone said you sound like an owl."
"Who?"
In Germany we don't say: "You can't even here at the first time. We say: "Brauchst du immer eine Extrawurst?"
An SQL-Query enters a bar, approaches two tables and asks: "Can I join you?"
Und wie begrüßen sich zwei Metzger?
"Nice to meat you."
My prof told me a UDP joke, but you might not get it.
Engländer in Deutschland: „Bears are very rare in this land...“ Deutscher: No, you must go nach Bayern. There are Biers in everywhere...”
C++ method parameters be like
&
if you GET the REFERENCE...
Why are cookies, called cookies and Bacon called Bacon, when you Cook Bacon and back Cookies?
Treffen sich zwei englische Schafe. Sagt das eine: „Hi, I’m Wool.“ Sagt das andere: „Are you Schur?“
Auf meinem Grabstein wird mal stehen: "Respawn in 3, 2, 1. Connection lost. You were banned from this real life server."
Friend: I think you should stop watching Harry Potter Me: are you sirius? What is ron with you?
Roses are Red violets are blue you Looks Like a Monkey Go Back to the Zoo😂
Ein Deutscher und ein Franzose treffen sich. „We say you Germans never have fun.“ „The last time we had fun the Americans had to save you.“
All You Need Is Love (and wifi)