Die 40 besten Again-Witze - Schlechte Witze

Wehre are you Joana????? We Need you to live!!!!!! We all live you very, very much!!!! And we miss you!!! Come again!!!!!

Jana an Weihnachten: Last Christmas, I gave you annoyed. And the very next day, I was banned. This year, I'm making an account. And then get banned again.

Bill Clinton ----------------- Sperm is best against the Corona Virus.

I gave Monica a swallow every day.

She was never sick.

DEFCON

Reporter: "Mr. President, what are you going to do next against the Corona-Virus? "

Trump: "We are launching DEFCON 3.

Reporter: "What does this mean for the United States, Mr. President?"

Trump: "The ventilators are equipped with a coin slot."

That's why they never came
back again
sarcasm

Keine Ahnung warum🥲

NIEMAND:
ICH: *GLITCHE IN HOGWARTS LEGACY IN EINE
WAND UND KOMME NACH ZWEI STUNDEN ENDLICH WIEDER RAUS*
ICH, 2 SEKUNDEN SPÄTER:

VSAUGO
Let's try this again.

Der Held den wir alle hier brauchten...

Never has a man influenced physics so profoundly as Niels Bohr in the early 1900's.
Going back to this time period, little was known about atomic structure; Bohr set out
to end the obscurity of physics. However things didn't come easy for Bohr. He had to
give up most of his life for physics and research of many hypothesis. But, this is why
you and I have even heard of the quantum theory and atomic structures. Bohr came
up with his quantum theory while studying at Cambridge. Bohr was a skeptic and he
never truly believed in Max Planck's old quantum theory. He put forth the idea that,
going from one high-energy orbit o a lower one, an electron could, in fact, be trying
to emit a quantum of discrete energy. Bohr was criticized for this idea, but he didn't
let up. Soon after, Bohr said his famed quote,"If quantum mechanics hasn't shocked
you, you haven't understood it yet." This quote is extremely famous and has gone
down as the motto for quantum physicist around the world. Understandably, Bohr
never won a Nobel prize outside of physics (of which he only won one). Bohr's still
going strong with his theories on atomic structure; he allowed for 100's of scientists
to fully experiment with the cell and its many components. Bohr was largely on the
run from the Nazi's when he came up with this discovery, which is amazing because
around this time, Bohr's home country of Denmark was invaded by the Nazi's. Bohr
and Ernest Rutherford are given credit, but it is believed that Rutherford decided to
desert Bohr in the middle of their work. Rutherford once, quite famously said that
you should never bet against the wonders of science. Niels Bohr's famous career
never really kicked off until he was forty years old. Most other major scientists were
going all over the world with their ideas by their early twenties. However, in order
to preserve the legacy of Niels Bohr, he has his own institution, whose goal is to
make many more great strides in the field of physics for years. How did Bohr affect
you and me? Without Niels Bohrs' more advanced atomic theory, we might as well
cry over how little we know of the atoms and their compounds. Physics would have
never been such a force in the todays society. However, to this day, research is still
going on to improve and update the atomic theory. Although scientists clearly want
to improve on Bohr's theory, many famous physicists come out publicly and openly
say that Bohr's ideas will never be improved upon, todays society cannot say
goodbye to an opportunity to improve our understanding of the sciences. If Bohr
never had silenced his critics, we would still be following Planck's theories, and
going on incomplete information. Bohr's later life was all occupied when he decided
to go back to Denmark and head the Royal Danish Academy. His main goal was to
tell the world of the of the greatness of the Danish Sciences and most likely educate
a new crop of scientists for years to come. There is controversy surrounding Bohr's
lie during his stint in the Manhattan project. Though he claimed to be anti-violence
and a peace-seeker, Bohr engineered on the Manhattan Project. Though he didn't
hurt anyone directly, thousands of people died. Neils Bohr opened many doors for
you and I in the physics world, he will go down as one of the greatest physicists.

😂 (Nichts gegen Frauen.)

FIRST MAN TO WIN
AN ARGUMENT
AGAINST A WOMAN

Trump versetzt Erdogan den Gnadenstoss.

Damit ist Amerika wieder great again.

...Döner für alle, und das zum halben Preis.

Santa tell me, if you really care! Don ́t make me hope again this year, that corona will be here, 2021, next year!

press conference

Reporter: "Mr. President, are you sure that you will be re-elected by the Corona crisis?"

Trump: "I'm sure I'm the next president again, no question.

Reporter: "What makes you so sure there, Mr. President?"

Trump: "Based on the death rate, the Democrats are ahead."

Akk... What is the
chinese word for
"BOO" again...
Wish

The calculator app for no reason:
I am once again asking
for permission to use the camera

Wozu wir unsere Lineale wirklich verwendet haben

What you did with rulers in school
18.11.2022, 15:51
Used it for maths
Put a pencil on it and span it around
like a helicopter
Ficked rubbers at other kids.
Made "music" by vibrating it against a
table.
Snapped it in half for no reason

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help i accidentally
Help! I Am a Fish
2000 film
Qhelp i am under the water
Q
a help i accidentally built a jeep
oh god i
have done
it again
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Bernie
I am once again asking
you to keep Diskutieren und not rennen away

DIE RÖMER NACH DER KREUZIGUNG VON JESUS:
We won't be seeing him again
JESUS, DREI TAGE SPÄTER:

HELLO THERE

My argument
responses in the
shower
My arguments
against an
actual person

„Papa, komm mal schnell her ans Fenster, wenn du was Witziges sehen willst", ruft die kleine Carla aufgeregt.

„Was ist denn?", fragt ihr Vater.

„Mama versucht gerade, mit deinem Auto die Garage auf die Straße zu schieben."

Ps: I'm back again ;)

American
walls
No. Please don't
hurt me again.
German
walls
Come here and
try again, then I'll
break your
second hand too

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