Biggest-Witze
Wie nennt man Schalker in der Serie "The Biggest Loser"?
Die Königsblauen.
Deine Mutter ist Gruppencoach bei The Biggest Loser.
Habe neulich bei „The Biggest Loser“ angerufen, aber da hat keiner abgenommen!
SIMONS TITTEN ARE BIGG!
Deine Mutter ist so fett, sie macht bei "The Biggest Loser" mit, und am Ende crasht die Waage ein.
Deine Mudder ist der Dickste bei "The Biggest Loser".
Deine Mutter ist so fett, sie wird bei "The Biggest Loser" rausgeworfen, weil sie zu fett ist.
"Sacka, I'm the biggest bird, I'm the biggest bird!"
Deine Mudda ist so fett, sie gewinnt bei The Biggest Loser und wiegt immer noch mehr als ein Elefant!
15. Russia Tatjana Mezhentseva and Denberel Oorzhak.
Tatjana and Denberel had a very good audition with cool Leds on the stage. The song was a bit strange, but have a great message and fits the stage well. But I felt, something was missing on the stage, of course there were any dancers and bigger special effects. Tatjana has a beautiful voice, but Denberels voice isnt perfect and maybe a bit powerless. Sorry Russia!
14. Albania Isea Cili Mikja ime Femijeri.
The stage was really colourful and the many leds give it a unique and also magic sense of style. Her song was very emotional and catches everyone with the pretty emotional refrain. But I fell, something was missing in the song. It was really beautiful, but not powerful enough to make it to a big contender. Iseas Voice was very good, but I know that song show not all what she can.
13. Malta Eliana Gomez Blanco We are more.
Her Vocals and Voice were not really great. Her song was also a bit strange and not very interesting. The stage had great leds that perfectly fits her emotional song, but something special was missing on it. I know she wasnt bad, but not good enough.
12. Serbia Darija Vracevic Podigni Glas.
The song is really powerful and have the perfect emotion in it. The stage was pretty with the many leds and special effects that suits the song very much. Her vocals were fantastic and she have a great strong voice. But her outfit can be a bit better.
You can watch all the songs on YouTube. Please a Dislike when you like it.
What is bigger than a Big Mac?
A Mactus.
Justin ist groß.
Egal wie groß du bist, es gab Karl den Großen!
Max.
Meine Freunde sagen immer: „Du bist der Allergrößte!“
Jonny (23), 2,56m groß.
Wer ist der Größte überhaupt? Ist es Gott?
Nein, deine Mudda!
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Deine Mudder wundert sich, warum Netflix fragt, ob sie die Stelle von "The Biggest Mama" übernehmen will.
Community-Talk
Bewerte das Gedicht von 1 (wunderbar gut) bis 10 ( sehr sehr schlecht)
"We planned it, the two of us, nobody knew, just they and us, we're planning doing something new. They said it was a bad plan but I was sure I was good in that and now we slowly make it through. We know that the world was so big before, it was You and I, just You and I. Because the horizon held so much more but now it's time you know it's time and when we can do something new and nobody likes it we wait until it changes. And all I can see when the world turns dark, is the light in our world And all I can do when the shops lock down, is stay on my feet and continue doing it- Coronavirus is the biggest shit"