Carry-Witze

One, two, three. Turn it up. Big wheels keep on turnin'. Carry me home to see my kin. Singin' songs about the south-land. I miss Alabama once again and I think it's a sin, yes.

Well, I heard Mister Young sing about her. Well, I heard ol' Neil put her down. Well, I hope Neil Young will remember, A southern man don't need him around anyhow. Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama Lord, I'm comin' home to you.

In Birmingham, they love the governor (boo-hoo-hoo). Now we all did what we could do. Now Watergate does not bother me. Does your conscience bother you? Tell the truth. Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama (oh yeah) Lord, I'm comin' home to you. Here I come, Alabama. Oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama

Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers And they've been known to pick a song or two (yes they do). Lord, they get me off so much. They pick me up when I'm feelin' blue. Now how about you? Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama Lord, I'm comin' home to you. Sweet home Alabama (oh, sweet home) Where the skies are so blue And the governor's true Sweet home Alabama (Lordy) Lord, I'm comin' home to you, yeah, yeah Montgomery's got the answer.

Best Lied ever:)👍🏽🥸

Alle Kinder gehen nach Hause, außer Hagen, der wird getragen.

Alle Kinder fahren Fahrrad, nur nicht Edgar, der fährt mit dem Kettcar!

Trotz Schubkarren, Pferd schub Karren.

Es hat alles begonnen! Weiter fuhr im fortlaufenden Winde. Müsste aufstocken, doch der Illumis stockt.

Wer hat das nicht gemacht? Früher hat doch jeder so gemacht, als ob er schlafen würde, nur um vom Papa hereingetragen zu werden.

Ich mache das heute noch. Nur der Taxifahrer schaut mich gerade so komisch an...