Forest-Witze
Kunde: "Do you have a four volt, two watt light bulb?"
Verkäufer: "For what?"
Kunde: "No, two."
Verkäufer: "To what..."
Kunde: "Yes."
Verkäufer: "No."
Kunde: "Thank you. Goodbye."
Verkäufer: "Goodbye."
Paulus wurde auf Discord gehackt.
Jetzt ist Paulus RIP.
Er wurde für 27 Jahre gebannt!
Kevin klaut bei Lidl einen Einkaufswagen und spielt unten im Keller Need for Speed.
Kinder schwänzen für "Fridays for Future" die Schule.
Das findet die Katholische Kirche gut: Sie kennen sich mit Kindern und Schwänzen aus!
Wer hat die "Fridays for Future" gegründet?
Kreta Thunfisch.
Dancing is like sex. The first time you try, you are nervous, but it"s still the best thing you"ve ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you"ll learn to enjoy it.
So if you love sex, you will like dancing.
Please give me a like. I hope you had a little bit fun while reading this. Thanks for enjoying it. 😍
"Homeschooling" is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried.
The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.
So if you love sex, you will like "Homeschooling".
Please give me a like. I hope you had a little bit fun while reading this. Thanks for enjoying it! 😍
Dat is my life:
- I don‘t go looking for the trouble, the trouble usually finds me.
Was schreiben gläubige Menschen aus England auf einen Brief?
"Dat Brief For Got."
*Just for fun*
Meine Mutter:
Wollte auf dem Display nur einen Fleck wegwischen. Habe nun 2 Apps installiert, 14 Nachrichten versendet und 25 Leute blockiert.
I am falling for Natasha.
❗ Watch out for fakers! ❗
❗️PASST AUF VIREN AUF!❗️
Es gibt bestimmte Leute auf dieser Webseite, die Viren verbreiten. Die Leute nennen sich Tim, Christina, Hunton, Brow2.0, Kiddy, ...
Bitte seid vorsichtig und chattet/schreibt nicht mit diesen Leuten, da sie dann Zugriff auf eure Geräte haben und alles manipulieren können.
❗This message is for @Support, the FAKER.
Don't mess with the biggest organisation of the internet!
Do you see our typeface?
That is real!❗
Hello, my name is Manuel! Thanks for you love!
Thank you for all support :))
If you make a great joke, I will pay for it!
Rest In Peace Humphrey, A tribute.
Bearded-Dragon Care 1540 Abonnenten
Back in October Humphrey passed away, and I only just finished making this in memory of her. It was incredibly difficult to do, seeing her videos from the past made it very hard for me to edit and put together, so I did little bits every few days. I really miss her, and it was 5 years ago today that I bought her from the pet store, so that hurts even more. I hope you guys "like" what I've put together for her, and mainly for me to see how much we did together. Thank you for watching, and if you've read this, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
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BigBlueButton
BigBlueButton is an open source web conferencing system with using new technology, designed for online learning.
"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow."