Forest

Forest-Witze

Homeschooling

    • "Homeschooling" is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried.

    The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.

    So if you love sex, you will like "Homeschooling".

    Please give me a like. I hope you had a little bit fun while reading this. Thanks for enjoying it! 😍

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    • Display

    • *Just for fun*

    Meine Mutter:

    Wollte auf dem Display nur einen Fleck wegwischen. Habe nun 2 Apps installiert, 14 Nachrichten versendet und 25 Leute blockiert.

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    • Ruhe

    • Rest In Peace Humphrey, A tribute.

    Bearded-Dragon Care 1540 Abonnenten

    Back in October Humphrey passed away, and I only just finished making this in memory of her. It was incredibly difficult to do, seeing her videos from the past made it very hard for me to edit and put together, so I did little bits every few days. I really miss her, and it was 5 years ago today that I bought her from the pet store, so that hurts even more. I hope you guys "like" what I've put together for her, and mainly for me to see how much we did together. Thank you for watching, and if you've read this, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

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    • Technologie

    • BBB

    BigBlueButton

    BigBlueButton is an open source web conferencing system with using new technology, designed for online learning.

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    • Prinzessin

    • Just keep me coming to ya, I wanna be, I could be a little princess with da hoodie, Bitch!

    I am going to do nice things in the colorful rainbow to sing along with my unicorn.

    You are good, I am bad... it’s impossible to say that.

    Ayayayay let’s go to a party 🎉

    Nothing can make me happy. I should make my slap pie

    For you, and me too, sayayayay!!

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    • Geschenk

    • Marlene bekam ein seltsames Geschenk von ihrer Freundin. Auf dem Paket stand: "A gift for you". Als Marlene das sah, ließ sie das Paket fallen und rannte weg. Ihre Freundin wollte sie vergiften!

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    • Bewerbungsgespräch

    • Bewerbungsgespräch in einer US-Firma. Der Personalchef fragt: "Can you perform under pressure?" Der Bewerber antwortet: "No, but I can do Bohemian Rhapsody for you!"

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    • Corona

    • Jetzt kommt zur diesjährigen Corona-Grippe auch noch feuchtes Grippewetter dazu, wir sind alle verloren - das ist die tödlichste aller Klimakatastrophen.

    And the hole of the sun-corona sends the cosmic wisdom by it's rays through our ozone hole just into the empty heads of the rulers on earth so that their coronary arteries get cramps. Let's stay in bed for the rest of our days, the mankind is lost. Holy Gods, I've the cold and sniff already but no handkerchief at home. Must go outside and participate in that masked ball, also infect with this kind of madness. That's the evidence - it's too late to save the herd of human monkeys. No doubt, the end will come quickly.

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