Forest

Forest-Witze

Dancing is like sex. The first time you try, you are nervous, but it"s still the best thing you"ve ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you"ll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex, you will like dancing.

Please give me a like. I hope you had a little bit fun while reading this. Thanks for enjoying it. 😍

"Homeschooling" is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried.

The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex, you will like "Homeschooling".

Please give me a like. I hope you had a little bit fun while reading this. Thanks for enjoying it! 😍

*Just for fun*

Meine Mutter:

Wollte auf dem Display nur einen Fleck wegwischen. Habe nun 2 Apps installiert, 14 Nachrichten versendet und 25 Leute blockiert.

Rest In Peace Humphrey, A tribute.

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Back in October Humphrey passed away, and I only just finished making this in memory of her. It was incredibly difficult to do, seeing her videos from the past made it very hard for me to edit and put together, so I did little bits every few days. I really miss her, and it was 5 years ago today that I bought her from the pet store, so that hurts even more. I hope you guys "like" what I've put together for her, and mainly for me to see how much we did together. Thank you for watching, and if you've read this, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

BBB

BigBlueButton

BigBlueButton is an open source web conferencing system with using new technology, designed for online learning.

Stellt euch vor, ihr habt einen Hund, der kastriert wurde. Sagt dann mal zu ihm: "Komm her, wenn du die Eier hast!"😅😂🤣

Wenn deine Mutter am Fenster vorbei läuft, dann ist es für drei Wochen dunkel.

Nicht vergessen zu liken!

Just keep me coming to ya, I wanna be, I could be a little princess with da hoodie, Bitch!

I am going to do nice things in the colorful rainbow to sing along with my unicorn.

You are good, I am bad... it’s impossible to say that.

Ayayayay let’s go to a party 🎉

Nothing can make me happy. I should make my slap pie

For you, and me too, sayayayay!!

Marlene bekam ein seltsames Geschenk von ihrer Freundin. Auf dem Paket stand: "A gift for you". Als Marlene das sah, ließ sie das Paket fallen und rannte weg. Ihre Freundin wollte sie vergiften!