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My English is not one wall free.

Was sagt ein arbeitsloser Hollywoodstar? – "Morgen, free man!"

Swiss International Airlines verteilt kostenlose Schokolade. Alaska Airlines verteilt kostenlose Türen... 💀

Was sagt ein Hollywood Schauspieler, wenn er am nächsten Tag frei hat? "Ey, morgen free, man!"

Ein Brawl Stars Spieler reist in die Zukunft. Er spielt eine Runde gegen Frank und denkt sich "Free Kill". Dann sieht er im Kampf, dass Frank ein Rework bekommen hat. Er reist sofort in die Vergangenheit zurück und deinstalliert das Spiel.

Freiheit -------------

Freiheit ist ein hohes Gut. Lockdown ist keine Freiheit.

Frei sein bedeutet 20 GB free.

War gerade bei einem Duty-free Shop, wo eine Zigarettenpackung 10$ gekostet hat.

FREE KURDISTAN!

Deine Mutter kann sich keine Free-to-Play-Spiele leisten.

JESC 2019: Share the Joy Lyrics with singers.

Melani Garcia: I’ve got these butterflies, my body keeps on holding, because they going wild when i’m excited everyday.

Erin Mai: And I love every feeling, that life brings cause i’m living so free, yeah. I feel free.

Liza Misnikova: When I’m dreaming yeah please don’t ever wake me, because i’m living from the love given to me!

Jordan Anthony: Whether from my Mother, my sisters or my brothers. Feel free. So free!

Karina Ignatyan: When you ever need somebody, I got you. Maybe i’m young, but I know what to do!

Sophia Ivanko: Not every day the greatest, yes it is true, but when you put your mind to it, you get truth!

Refrain: Just wanna share, Share the joy, Share the joy! Share the joy!

Anna Kearney: Not every day the greatest, yes its true, but when you put your mind to it, you can do!

Refrain

Joana Almeida: It happen soon I feel it, there’s honestly no secret. Trust me, yeah!, you see!

You can watch these great song at YouTube! Than write me a comment. Thanks!

Ich habe mir für meine verschneite Einfahrt eine Schneeschaufel bei Amazon bestellt. Da stand: "Free Shipping!!!"

Morten will free (100% official) malware download.

FREE STALINGRAD!

Sagt ein Corona zum anderen: "Ich hol' mir jetzt mal wieder 'ne Nase - for free!"

Why was the Millennium Falcon after Episode 6 easier to fly?

Because it was Hans free.

Welche Jahrmarktattraktion gab es für viele Leute kostenlos am 11. September 2001?

Free Fall Tower (Freier Fall)!

"Free Robux, kein Betrug!"

Deine Mutter ist so dumm, sie bläst for free.

They say I am young and know nothing about life, but when the earth suffers, we suffer at the same time.

It's so easy to understand, that nature is our mother. And like us, she is free, she belongs to no one. And I love all the things that she gives me.

Come with me, I can't make it alone. But together, together, we're strong! I am young, but I know what to do, time is running out to save the earth! Come make a difference, we can make it work, Let's make it happen now! Soon it'll be too late, I can't make it all alone. I need you now!

They say that everything is normal, that global warming is a false alarm, but I am living in a sea of green, and the world is full of heat and fire. It's time to wake up! I know it's hard but we can make it better. And all together defend our home, we must go further. Come with me, I can't make it alone, but together, together, we're strong! I am young but I know what to do time is running out to save the earth. Come make a difference, we can make it work. Let's make it happen now!

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