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Harry: "I wanted to tell you something."
Umbridge: "Go ahead."
Harry: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw YOU."
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Warum läuft eine Blondine in der Dusche Kreise? Weil sie das Shampoo "Wash & Go" genommen hat!
Deine Mutter wirft eine Zitrone auf den Boden und sagt: "Let's go, Pikachu!"
They say I am young and know nothing about life, but when the earth suffers, we suffer at the same time.
It's so easy to understand, that nature is our mother. And like us, she is free, she belongs to no one. And I love all the things that she gives me.
Come with me, I can't make it alone. But together, together, we're strong! I am young, but I know what to do, time is running out to save the earth! Come make a difference, we can make it work, Let's make it happen now! Soon it'll be too late, I can't make it all alone. I need you now!
They say that everything is normal, that global warming is a false alarm, but I am living in a sea of green, and the world is full of heat and fire. It's time to wake up! I know it's hard but we can make it better. And all together defend our home, we must go further. Come with me, I can't make it alone, but together, together, we're strong! I am young but I know what to do time is running out to save the earth. Come make a difference, we can make it work. Let's make it happen now!
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Deine Mutter gibt sich selbst bei Pokémon Go als neuen Pokestop, da sie ein fester Standpunkt ist.
Voldemort: "AvadA-"
Hermine: "StOp sToP StOp, you're going to take someone's eye out! Besides, you say it WrOnG! It's AvAda, not AvadA!"
Voldemort: "Do it yourself if you're so clever. Go on, go on!"
Hermine: "AvAda Kedavra!"
"Yayyyy i killed Voldemort!"
Das wäre ein besseres Ende gewesen. 😄
"Harry": I wanted to tell you something.
"Umbridge": Go ahead.
"Harry": Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw YOU.
Dat is my life:
- I don‘t go looking for the trouble, the trouble usually finds me.
Ash mag seinen Freund in Pokémon Reisen nicht! Er ruft ihn mit "Go!", das heißt "GEH!"
Englischunterricht, Lektion 47.
Was heißt nochmal "geheim" auf Englisch?
"Go home!"
Alle Kinder spielen nachts Pokémon Go, außer Nick, der ist eingesperrt im Kick.
"Pokemon Go" ist real! Prank ist out!
Anglizismen werden für mich immer ein No Go bleiben.
American: "I'll go skiing to Australia next year!"
Austrians: *about to start the next world war*
Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like a monkey, go back to the zoo! 😂
An alle, die jetzt schlafen gehen wollen:
- Heeeyyy,.... MACARENAA! Aaay!!! - Life is Life Na na na na na na na na - Come on, Barbie, let's go party! Ah ah ah yeah!!! - Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.
- Dann mal gute Nacht!
Was ist das Lieblingslied von einem Hirntoten?
"My Heart Will Go On"
Chuck Norris fängt bei Pokémon Go den Trainer.
Ricardo, du bist mein Pokémon Go! 😘