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Earth

    • They say I am young and know nothing about life, but when the earth suffers, we suffer at the same time.

    It's so easy to understand, that nature is our mother. And like us, she is free, she belongs to no one. And I love all the things that she gives me.

    Come with me, I can't make it alone. But together, together, we're strong! I am young, but I know what to do, time is running out to save the earth! Come make a difference, we can make it work, Let's make it happen now! Soon it'll be too late, I can't make it all alone. I need you now!

    They say that everything is normal, that global warming is a false alarm, but I am living in a sea of green, and the world is full of heat and fire. It's time to wake up! I know it's hard but we can make it better. And all together defend our home, we must go further. Come with me, I can't make it alone, but together, together, we're strong! I am young but I know what to do time is running out to save the earth. Come make a difference, we can make it work. Let's make it happen now!

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    • Klasse

    • Dieser eine in der Klasse, der irgendwie gar kein Englisch kann:

    "Happy Birthday to you, no body like you. You look like an Animal, go back to the Zoo."

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    • Corona

    • Jetzt kommt zur diesjährigen Corona-Grippe auch noch feuchtes Grippewetter dazu, wir sind alle verloren - das ist die tödlichste aller Klimakatastrophen.

    And the hole of the sun-corona sends the cosmic wisdom by it's rays through our ozone hole just into the empty heads of the rulers on earth so that their coronary arteries get cramps. Let's stay in bed for the rest of our days, the mankind is lost. Holy Gods, I've the cold and sniff already but no handkerchief at home. Must go outside and participate in that masked ball, also infect with this kind of madness. That's the evidence - it's too late to save the herd of human monkeys. No doubt, the end will come quickly.

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    • Go-Memes

    Dusche

    • Warum läuft eine Blondine in der Dusche Kreise? Weil sie das Shampoo "Wash & Go" genommen hat!

    Rollstuhlfahrer

    • Kommt ein Rollstuhlfahrer zu Starbucks: "Ich hätte gerne einen Kaffee." Fragt die Bedienung: "To go oder zum hier trinken?" Der Rollstuhlfahrer ganz trocken: "Wenn to go hilft, dann nehme ich den."

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    • Umbridge

    • "Harry": I wanted to tell you something.

    "Umbridge": Go ahead.

    "Harry": Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw YOU.

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    • Pokémon

    • Deine Mutter ist so hässlich, wenn sie Pokémon Go spielt, laufen die Anfangspokémon vor ihr weg.

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    • Pokémon

    • Ich bin ein Pokémon-Suchti, ich kann keine Minute ohne Pokémon auskommen.

    Also "Let's Go Schulemon"! 😂😎🤣😜

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    • Nacht

    • An alle, die jetzt schlafen gehen wollen:

    - Heeeyyy,.... MACARENAA! Aaay!!! - Life is Life Na na na na na na na na - Come on, Barbie, let's go party! Ah ah ah yeah!!! - Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.

    - Dann mal gute Nacht!

    Transgender

    • "I saw something between" - Ich habe Beethoven gesehen.

    "He stood in the garden" - Er war in Stuttgart unterwegs.

    "I can not enter the chat room" - Ich komme nicht in den Scheißraum.

    "I saw the worst case in my life" - Ich sah den Fleischkäse in meinem Leben.

    "Sometimes I use my LAPTOP" - Manchmal benutze ich mein Sitzklo.

    "But I can not go online" - Ich kann nicht auf der Linie gehen.

    "You are also cool" - Du bist also kühl.

    "Who are you?" - Wo bist du?

    "Where are you?" - Wo bist du?

    "Are you sometimes on YouTube?" - Bist du manchmal in deiner Tube?

    "Are you inside or outside?" - Bist du ein Insider oder ein Outsider?

    "Men or woman?" - Welches Geschlecht bist du?

    "I am both" - Ich bin Transgender.

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