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Kommt ein Minecrafter mit einem Fallschirm runter. Sagt er zu seinem Freund mit Sonnenbrille: "Business is booming!"

Sagt ByQuadrix zu Poishii: "Du bist schlecht, Poishii!"

ByQuadrix is banned from Poishii. Grund: Beleidigung.

A joke is funny!

"WWE IS EEE und du bist mememe und das finde ich krekrekre, denn e und e ist wie 1 und 1 ...\nBambusleitung!"

SCHUCK NORRIS IS COOL. (Das ist der Witz.)

What is the escalation of "dumb blond"?

TRUMP blond.

Eine Beschreibung einer IS Party. Es herrscht eine Bombenstimmung!

BANDI DER WURM IS BACK!!

"Hör bitte auf, Witze über meine Mutter zu machen!"

"Warum?"

"Weil du mein Bruder bist!!!"

"Deine Mudder is' dein Bruder!"

"Orrr..."

MY MUM IS A DANCER AND SHE HAS CANCER :D

Dei Muddah heißt Buddha, frisst Fuddah und is 'ne Nuddah!

Was fängt mit "Pe" an und hört mit "is" auf?

Personalausweis.

What is the difference between God and president Trump? God knows everything - Trump knows everything better!

Bill Gates passes the prototype of a "mind-reading-toilet" to Donald Trump so he can rule America without circumstances. Trump examines the latest thing and pisses. The "mind-read-loo" automatically twitters: "I piss on China!". Trump is excited and farts: The "mind-read-loo" sends automatically e-mails to build a great wall and sends Mexico instantly the bills. He shits and a computer-generated voice says: "Mr. President, you entered the password "THE_GREATEST_BULLSHIT_EVER!" to N.O.R.A.D. The nuclear intercontinental ballistic missiles start in 3...2...1...launch.... Thank you for using the "mind-read-loo" and have a nice day.

This website is giving humor a bad name and should be deleted. SAD!

What does Melania see in Donald Trump? -- 10 billion dollars and high cholesterol.

How does Donald Trump plan on deporting illegal immigrants? -- Juan by Juan.

If Donald Trump becomes President, it won't be the first time he's kicked a black family out of their home.

What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? -- Orange Is The New Black.

What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals? -- He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.

What is Donald Trump's favorite nation? -- Discrimination.

That's ey gcus, Christ is my n*ggah... aah!

Deine Mudda is' so fett, dass sie Silvester in zwei Zeitzonen bestaunen kann!

"Herr Ober, mein Bier ist nicht voll eingeschenkt."

"Aber Sie haben doch schon davon getrunken."

"Das ist nicht wahr!"

"So? Und wo ist die Fliege, die auf dem Schaum schwamm?"