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Is-Witze

Kashoot

    • Meintest du: "Kashoot" is used almost exclusively in the phrase "in Kashoots," which means "in an alliance or partnership." In most contexts, it describes the conspiring activity of people up to no good.

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    • Wort

    • Wie schnell erkennst du diese Wörter?

    Schwa**n**z

    Fi**c**ken

    Bl**as**en

    Ti**t**te

    Mö**ps**e

    **A**rsch

    P**en**is

    V**a**gina

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    • Is-Memes

    Homo sapiens

    • 2 Planeten treffen sich. Meint der eine: "Wie siehst denn du aus? Is ja fürchterlich!" "Ja stell dir vor, ich habe Homo sapiens!" "Ach so. Kenn ich! Ist zwar echt Scheiße, aber dauert nicht lang!"

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    • Moment

    • Angus Bethunes Moment-Zusammenfassung auf Englisch (für die Klassenarbeit)

    Angus can't dance but he can play good football and get good grades too. He has brown hair, he wears a suit and he is a little bit fat, because of that he is often bullied. Angus is a little bit nervous, because he was elected Winter Ball King, that means he will be out on the dance floor with Melissa Leferve, the girl of his dreams. He fell in love with Melissa since Kindergarten but he has never even talked to her.

    Melissa has blonde hair, she wears earrings and a yellow dress. She looks handsome. Melissa is a helpful girl, because she shows Angus how to dance.

    Rick Sanford, the boyfriend from Melissa, he is drunk. He makes fun of Angus and is disrespectful to his girlfriend Melissa.

    Danke für die, die das bis hier hin gelesen haben :)

    Morgen schreibe ich eine Arbeit und den Inhalt des Textes muss ich können, habt ihr noch Tipps, was ich noch ergänzen könnte inhaltlich oder auch generell? Was ich vielleicht noch bei den Charaktereigenschaften von den jeweiligen Personen ergänzen könnte😊

    Für Tipps/Feedback in die Kommentare👇

    Danke schonmal😊

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    • Mann

    • In the 1960s, a man living in the Soviet Union walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"

    The bartender replies, "Beer used to be 50 kopecks, but we had to add another 50 kopecks to pay for the Communist Party’s five-year economic plan. So it’s one ruble now. Everybody must pay for the plan."

    The man thinks for a moment and says, "Alright, I’ll have one beer, please."

    He puts down a ruble on the counter. The bartender takes the ruble and gives back 50 kopecks.

    The man says with a confused smile, "I thought you said everybody pays for the economic plan."

    The bartender replies, "Yes, comrade — but the problem is, we have no beer."

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    • Essen

    • Ein englischer Witz: Witch fish is faster? A Hot fish or a cold one? A Hot fish because YOU can catch a cold! 🤣

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    • Song

    • "Top 10 BEST Kashoot! Songs (Ranked By Views) - YouTube" www.youtube.com › watch Video zu "kashoot theme song" 6:26 This is the top 10 Kashoot songs.

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