Moers-Witze

Möhre

    • Fliegen zwei Möhren durch die Luft. Sagt die eine zur anderen: "Vorsicht, da ist ein Hubschraubschraub!"

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    • Ariana Grande

    • Hey, ich bin Ariana Grande und Britney Spears. Habt ihr schon meine Videos auf YouTube geschaut und geliked? Wenn nicht? I’ll give you baby one more time because I have no tears left to cry.

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    • Sex

    • ....... is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people you get to know new techniques. After a time you'll learn to enjoy it.

    So if you love sex you will like: ........

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    • Moers-Memes

    Mississippi

    • Two Italian men get on a bus...

    They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. They speak with an Italian accent.

    The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

    "Emma come first.

    Den I come.

    Den two asses come together.

    I come once-a-more.

    Two asses, they come together again.

    I come again and pee twice.

    Then I come one lasta time."

    "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.

    "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

    "Hey, coola down lady," said the man.

    "Who talkin' abouta sexa?

    I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

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    • Sex

    • Dancing is like sex. The first time you try, you are nervous, but it"s still the best thing you"ve ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you"ll learn to enjoy it.

    So if you love sex, you will like dancing.

    Please give me a like. I hope you had a little bit fun while reading this. Thanks for enjoying it. 😍

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    • Nachname

    • Plötzlich fing die Beamtin an, laut zu singen.

    "Ihren Nachnamen, bitte."

    "Wadislav"

    "BABY DON'T HURT ME, DON'T HURT ME, NO MORE"

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    • Sex

    • Writing jokes is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.

    So if you love sex, you will like writing jokes.

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    • Autobiografie

    • Ich: Mama, soll ich die Hauptfigur in dem Buch, das ich schreibe, töten, um die Sache interessanter zu machen?

    Mama: Klar, mein Schatz! Was für ein Buch schreibst du denn?

    Ich: Es ist eine Autobiografie.

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    • Homeschooling

    • "Homeschooling" is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried.

    The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.

    So if you love sex, you will like "Homeschooling".

    Please give me a like. I hope you had a little bit fun while reading this. Thanks for enjoying it! 😍

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    • Covid 19

    • Je weniger Menschen an Covid-19 leiden und sterben, desto mehr verbreiten die Massenmedien es. Scheint eine Regel zu sein: Je weniger Kultur Menschen haben, desto mehr müssen sie sie verbreiten.

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    • Zigarette

    • Treffen sich eine Möhre und eine Zigarette im Wald. Sagt die Möhre: "Ich werde von Kopf bis Fuß in Teile geschnitten und gegessen." Dann sagt die Zigarette: "Bei mir ist es schlimmer. Ich werde am Kopf angezündet und am Arsch genuckelt." 😇

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