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    • JESC 2019: Share the Joy Lyrics with singers.

    Melani Garcia: I’ve got these butterflies, my body keeps on holding, because they going wild when i’m excited everyday.

    Erin Mai: And I love every feeling, that life brings cause i’m living so free, yeah. I feel free.

    Liza Misnikova: When I’m dreaming yeah please don’t ever wake me, because i’m living from the love given to me!

    Jordan Anthony: Whether from my Mother, my sisters or my brothers. Feel free. So free!

    Karina Ignatyan: When you ever need somebody, I got you. Maybe i’m young, but I know what to do!

    Sophia Ivanko: Not every day the greatest, yes it is true, but when you put your mind to it, you get truth!

    Refrain: Just wanna share, Share the joy, Share the joy! Share the joy!

    Anna Kearney: Not every day the greatest, yes its true, but when you put your mind to it, you can do!

    Refrain

    Joana Almeida: It happen soon I feel it, there’s honestly no secret. Trust me, yeah!, you see!

    You can watch these great song at YouTube! Than write me a comment. Thanks!

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    Voldemort

    • Voldemort: "AvadA-"

    Hermine: "StOp sToP StOp, you're going to take someone's eye out! Besides, you say it WrOnG! It's AvAda, not AvadA!"

    Voldemort: "Do it yourself if you're so clever. Go on, go on!"

    Hermine: "AvAda Kedavra!"

    "Yayyyy i killed Voldemort!"

    Das wäre ein besseres Ende gewesen. 😄

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    • Geburtstag

    • Dein Geburtstag entscheidet, ob du Glück in der Liebe hast.

    Januar ❌ Februar 👫 nur Freundschaft März ❌ April ❤️👰🏼🤰🏼 Mai 👫 Nur Freundschaft Juni ❌ Juli ❤️ Verliebt August 👫 Nur Freundschaft September ❤️ Verliebt Oktober 👫 Nur Freundschaft November ❌ Dezember ❤️👰🏼 Hochzeit

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    • Kondom

    • My girlfriend said; "take the condom off."

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    "Why?"

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    "Because yolo"

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    "What does that mean?" I asked.

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    "You only live once"

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    "Well" I said, "if you get pregnant then yoyo."

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    "What's that mean?"

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    "You're on your own."

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    PC

    • Wenn deine Mutter von der Skyblock-Insel springt, steht auf ihrem PC: "Flying is not enabled on this server".

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    Life

    • You guys probably can't read this, so I'm gonna write some bullcrap on here and uh good luck. 😁

    Cocoa headline life, ask DJ, okay? Do you like chicky nuggies dipped in greek yoghurt with dirt? I do and it tastes amazing! 😂

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    Linie

    • Deine Mutter ist so dumm, sie stellt sich auf eine Linie am Boden und sagt, sie ist ON-LINE!

    Hölle

    • It's a beautiful day outside.

    Flowers are blooming.

    Birds are singing.

    On days like these, kids like you should be burning in hell.

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    Place

    • "The only way to the right place ist on dies Place 😞😞😞💰💳💲💱💸🎂🎈📱📲📣📡📢📐📏💾💺⛺📈⛺📈🎵📀🎻🎸I Bims Anonym 1780"

    Schokoriegel

    • Rod Stewart zu Tork Poettschke: "Welchen Schokoriegel haben sich die 'Doors' damals bei Windstärke 9 von ihrem Taschengeld gekauft?"

    Poettschke: "Wahrscheinlich 'Raiders on the storm'!"

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    Kid

    • It's a beautiful day outside, birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like these, kids like you should be burning in hell!