
Pute-Witze
Alle Kinder sind vegetarisch, außer Paluten, der mag Puten!
JESC 2019: Share the Joy Lyrics with singers.
Melani Garcia: I’ve got these butterflies, my body keeps on holding, because they going wild when i’m excited everyday.
Erin Mai: And I love every feeling, that life brings cause i’m living so free, yeah. I feel free.
Liza Misnikova: When I’m dreaming yeah please don’t ever wake me, because i’m living from the love given to me!
Jordan Anthony: Whether from my Mother, my sisters or my brothers. Feel free. So free!
Karina Ignatyan: When you ever need somebody, I got you. Maybe i’m young, but I know what to do!
Sophia Ivanko: Not every day the greatest, yes it is true, but when you put your mind to it, you get truth!
Refrain: Just wanna share, Share the joy, Share the joy! Share the joy!
Anna Kearney: Not every day the greatest, yes its true, but when you put your mind to it, you can do!
Refrain
Joana Almeida: It happen soon I feel it, there’s honestly no secret. Trust me, yeah!, you see!
You can watch these great song at YouTube! Than write me a comment. Thanks!
Putin die Pute 😂
Putin geht zu einer Wahrsagerin und fragt: "Als was werde ich in meinem nächsten Leben geboren?"
Die Wahrsagerin sagt: "Ich sehe dich bei den Puten."
Putin fragt: "Werde ich der Putenbauer sein?"
Die Wahrsagerin: "Nein, Sie sind eine Pute."
Was steht auf einer Mülltonne? Put in.
“Wo ist mein Antikes Feldwerkzeug denn nur?”
POV: es ist Sommer und du hast draussen gespielt
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Community-Talk
Rätsel: Wie heißt dieser Song:
Been makin' a whole lot of changes Wrote a song about that, you should play it I get scared when I walk on these stages I look at the crowd and see so many faces, yeah That's when I start to get anxious That's when my thoughts can be dangerous That's when I put on my makeup and drown in self-hatred Forget what I'm saying, and
Ich weiß, das Thema ist weit hergeholt, aber ich habe ein Gedicht über das Jahr 2022 geschrieben. Wie findet ihr es?
2022
Everything changed so fast we put masks on our face don' t look behind remember the days before we were walking alone Living in uncertainity
Even when the mask falls off you still put it back on the future's unpredictable it's not carved into walls
Now that all the shops close down can you… Weiterlesen
Just One Thing- ein Aprilscherz
"This jar is full of stupid worthless things, but they’re worth something to me” - Miranda Harcourt.
On a clear, but cold Wellington afternoon, actor, director and now sought-after international acting coach, Miranda Harcourt sits in a patch of sunlight reflecting off the kitchen bench.
She's squeezed in a chat with Sonia Sly before racing off to teach at Toi Whakaari: New Zeal… Weiterlesen














