Something-Witze

Beleidigung

Harry: "I wanted to tell you something."

Umbridge: "Go ahead."

Harry: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw YOU."

Umbridge

"Harry": I wanted to tell you something.

"Umbridge": Go ahead.

"Harry": Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw YOU.

Memes

Dalai Lama

Dalai Lama walks into a store and buys something.

He waits for the change but the change never comes.

Transgender

"I saw something between" - Ich habe Beethoven gesehen.

"He stood in the garden" - Er war in Stuttgart unterwegs.

"I can not enter the chat room" - Ich komme nicht in den Scheißraum.

"I saw the worst case in my life" - Ich sah den Fleischkäse in meinem Leben.

"Sometimes I use my LAPTOP" - Manchmal benutze ich mein Sitzklo.

"But I can not go online" - Ich kann nicht auf der Linie gehen.

"You are also cool" - Du bist also kühl.

"Who are you?" - Wo bist du?

"Where are you?" - Wo bist du?

"Are you sometimes on YouTube?" - Bist du manchmal in deiner Tube?

"Are you inside or outside?" - Bist du ein Insider oder ein Outsider?

"Men or woman?" - Welches Geschlecht bist du?

"I am both" - Ich bin Transgender.

Mensch

34 Menschen auf 'nem Pferd, ist daran was verkehrt?

35 Humans on a horse, is there something worse?

36 hommes a une chaval, est-ce que quelque chose mal?

Sebastian

Kommt ein Aramäer zu Sebastian.

Aramäer: Heu, ich bin's Petrus von....

Sebastian: Ähm, tschuldige, von wo nochmal? Habs akustisch nicht verstanden.

Aramäer: Ähm, ich weiß gar nicht, hehe, bin n' Dummi.

Sebastian: Tell me something where you come from?

Oh soryy you can't answer these questions, because you're dummi without a country. For sure I think your own house is your boat on the see.

Song

15. Russia Tatjana Mezhentseva and Denberel Oorzhak.

Tatjana and Denberel had a very good audition with cool Leds on the stage. The song was a bit strange, but have a great message and fits the stage well. But I felt, something was missing on the stage, of course there were any dancers and bigger special effects. Tatjana has a beautiful voice, but Denberels voice isnt perfect and maybe a bit powerless. Sorry Russia!

14. Albania Isea Cili Mikja ime Femijeri.

The stage was really colourful and the many leds give it a unique and also magic sense of style. Her song was very emotional and catches everyone with the pretty emotional refrain. But I fell, something was missing in the song. It was really beautiful, but not powerful enough to make it to a big contender. Iseas Voice was very good, but I know that song show not all what she can.

13. Malta Eliana Gomez Blanco We are more.

Her Vocals and Voice were not really great. Her song was also a bit strange and not very interesting. The stage had great leds that perfectly fits her emotional song, but something special was missing on it. I know she wasnt bad, but not good enough.

12. Serbia Darija Vracevic Podigni Glas.

The song is really powerful and have the perfect emotion in it. The stage was pretty with the many leds and special effects that suits the song very much. Her vocals were fantastic and she have a great strong voice. But her outfit can be a bit better.

You can watch all the songs on YouTube. Please a Dislike when you like it.

Memes

Community

Es gibt auf tiktok so ein schönes Lied. Kennt ihr es? Es erinnert mich an meine Familie und die Zeit vor der Pandemie.

"And I feel something so right Doing the wrong thing And I feel something so wrong Doing the right thing I couldn't lie, couldn′t lie, couldn′t lie Everything that kills me makes me feel alive

Lately, I've been, I′ve been losing sleep Dreaming about the things that we could be And, baby, I've been, I′ve been praying hard Said, "No more counting dollars, we'll be counting stars"

Hey colin hab die Website ausprobiert die du anonym gesendet hast hier der Text: You wake up in the dimly lit cabin of the airship "Celestia," groaning as you rub the sleep from your eyes. The gentle hum of the ship's engine is the only sound that fills the room, a stark contrast to the sound of the bustling city streets you left behind. "Welcome back to the world of the waking," a soothing voice says from the cor… Weiterlesen

Where there's a will, there's a way, kind of beautiful And every night has its day, so magical And if there's love in this life, there's no obstacle That can't be defeated

For every tyrant, a tear for the vulnerable In every lost soul, the bones of a miracle For every dreamer, a dream, we're unstoppable With something to believe in

Monday left me broken Tuesday, I was through with hoping Wednesday, my empty arms we… Weiterlesen