Stay-Witze
Jetzt kommt zur diesjährigen Corona-Grippe auch noch feuchtes Grippewetter dazu, wir sind alle verloren - das ist die tödlichste aller Klimakatastrophen.
And the hole of the sun-corona sends the cosmic wisdom by it's rays through our ozone hole just into the empty heads of the rulers on earth so that their coronary arteries get cramps. Let's stay in bed for the rest of our days, the mankind is lost. Holy Gods, I've the cold and sniff already but no handkerchief at home. Must go outside and participate in that masked ball, also infect with this kind of madness. That's the evidence - it's too late to save the herd of human monkeys. No doubt, the end will come quickly.
Haltet jetzt echt mal Abstand: Da draußen geht die Panik-Pandemie um. Hochgradig ansteckend und es gibt kein Heilmittel!
Stay sane in the brain.
Memes
Trifft ein Kamel einen Elefanten:
Kamel: "Alles gut? Warum schaust du mich so an?"
Elefant: "Naja, du hast deine Brüste auf dem Rücken, das sieht komisch aus..."
Kamel: "Wenigstens hab ich den Pimmel nicht im Gesicht..."
(BTW, das soll niemanden beleidigen!!) (Stay safe and take care!)
Deine Oma spielt Fortnite, um deinen Opa wiederzubeleben :))
Sorry, ist kein Hitler-Witz :))
Stay happy :)
Spruch des Jahres 2017: Das Leben ist langweilig, mach deshalb das Beste draus!
Spruch des Jahres 2018: Wenn etwas passiert, muss etwas passieren.
Spruch des Jahres 2019: Stay cool!
Spruch des Jahres 2020: i can't make it alone.
Spruch des Jahres 2021: Be positive, stay negative!
Memes
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Was will meine Playlist mir sagen 😭
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Wer versteht mich?
was zum Teufel hat die KI gesoffen ?
Das ist ja mal ein guter Ort für eine McDonalds Werbung 🤮
Community
Sigma Quotes von einem Sigma Wulf:
“Stay Sigma, stay unbothered like a Skibidi toilet in the spotlight”
Bewerte das Gedicht von 1 (wunderbar gut) bis 10 ( sehr sehr schlecht)
"We planned it, the two of us, nobody knew, just they and us, we're planning doing something new. They said it was a bad plan but I was sure I was good in that and now we slowly make it through. We know that the world was so big before, it was You and I, just You and I. Because the horizon held so much more but now it's time you know it's time and when we can do something new and nobody likes it we wait until it changes. And all I can see when the world turns dark, is the light in our world And all I can do when the shops lock down, is stay on my feet and continue doing it- Coronavirus is the biggest shit"
Finish the Lyrics
Holdin' me back Gravity's holdin' me back I want you to hold out the palm of your hand Why don't we leave it at that? Nothin' to say When everything gets in the way Seems you cannot be replaced And I'm the one who will stay, oh In this world, it's just us....