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Mississippi

    • Two Italian men get on a bus...

    They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. They speak with an Italian accent.

    The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

    "Emma come first.

    Den I come.

    Den two asses come together.

    I come once-a-more.

    Two asses, they come together again.

    I come again and pee twice.

    Then I come one lasta time."

    "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.

    "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

    "Hey, coola down lady," said the man.

    "Who talkin' abouta sexa?

    I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

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    • Blauwal

    • Deine Mutter ist so fett, wenn sie mit den Blauwalen schwimmt, singen sie "We are family."

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    • Sprichwort

    • German speaking words in english:

    (deutsche Sprichwörter auf englisch:)

    "This is the jumping Point." (Das ist der springende Punkt.)

    "I only understand trainstation." (Ich verstehe nur Bahnhof.)

    "I spider." (Ich spinne.)

    "You don’t have all cups in the cupboard." (Du hast nicht alle Tassen im Schrank.)

    "Don’t bring me on the palm." (Bring mich nicht auf die Palme.)

    "You make me ready." (Du machst mich fertig.)

    "Oh, you green nine." (Ach du grüne Neune.)

    "I break thogether." (Ich breche zusammen.)

    "I‘m standing on you." (Ich stehe auf dich.)

    "Everything in the green area." (Alles im grünen Bereich.)

    "We go trough thick and thin." (Wir gehen durch dick und dünn)

    "This is under all pig." (Das ist unter aller Sau)

    "Do you have tomateos on the eyes?" (Hast du Tomaten auf den Augen?)

    "Now we have the salad." (Jetzt haben wir den Salat.)

    "I see black for you." (Ich sehe schwarz für dich)

    We-Memes

    Family

    • Paluten, freedom is a great place to work.

    For you and your family is very important to us, and we are so happy for you. P and P for the love of your life, for your family and friends and your family is very important in your life and your family.

    Mann

    • In the 1960s, a man living in the Soviet Union walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"

    The bartender replies, "Beer used to be 50 kopecks, but we had to add another 50 kopecks to pay for the Communist Party’s five-year economic plan. So it’s one ruble now. Everybody must pay for the plan."

    The man thinks for a moment and says, "Alright, I’ll have one beer, please."

    He puts down a ruble on the counter. The bartender takes the ruble and gives back 50 kopecks.

    The man says with a confused smile, "I thought you said everybody pays for the economic plan."

    The bartender replies, "Yes, comrade — but the problem is, we have no beer."

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    • Meer

    • Deine Mutter ist so fett, wenn sie ins Meer springt, singen die Wale: "We are family!".

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    • Hurensohn

    • Sagt der Midlaner zum Jungler: "Gib mir Blue, du Hurensohn!"

    Sagt der Jungler: "Pardon, je ne parle pas allemond."

    Darauf der Toplaner im All-Chat: "OMG GG GAME OVER WE HAVE FRENCH JUNGLE!"

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    • Talent

    • Hello Guys, I’ve just seen that the famous Eurovision Song Contest singer Joana Almeida was on this website and I liked her idea to talk to some random people here about her fabulous talent.

    I’m just amazed by her. I mean Selena Gomez, it’s a big name in the world and I know this. But I also know that it was a long way to be that Selena Gomez. That’s because we should all admire future stars like Joana.

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    • Depression

    • In Germany we don't say: "Depression".

    We say: "Meine Güte, flieg doch einfach mal für ein paar Tage All-Inclusive in den Süden, dann geht's dir auch wieder besser."

    And I think that's terrible.

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    • Alabama

    • One, two, three. Turn it up. Big wheels keep on turnin'. Carry me home to see my kin. Singin' songs about the south-land. I miss Alabama once again and I think it's a sin, yes.

    Well, I heard Mister Young sing about her. Well, I heard ol' Neil put her down. Well, I hope Neil Young will remember, A southern man don't need him around anyhow. Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama Lord, I'm comin' home to you.

    In Birmingham, they love the governor (boo-hoo-hoo). Now we all did what we could do. Now Watergate does not bother me. Does your conscience bother you? Tell the truth. Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama (oh yeah) Lord, I'm comin' home to you. Here I come, Alabama. Oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama

    Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers And they've been known to pick a song or two (yes they do). Lord, they get me off so much. They pick me up when I'm feelin' blue. Now how about you? Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama Lord, I'm comin' home to you. Sweet home Alabama (oh, sweet home) Where the skies are so blue And the governor's true Sweet home Alabama (Lordy) Lord, I'm comin' home to you, yeah, yeah Montgomery's got the answer.

    Best Lied ever:)👍🏽🥸

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