Haarproblem

Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained wizard! So, you posted this thing, and it's not exactly rocket science but here's the gist. Harry, that lovable goofball, says his kids are eating his hair, which is a funny way of saying they're stressing him out. Voldemort, the bald bad guy, says he doesn't have that problem, because, well, he doesn't have hair! This is a case of situational irony and a pun, since he can't have the same literal problem as Harry.