Schlechte Witze
Ich trage die schwarze Kleidung, weil ich auf der Beerdigung deiner Ehre war.
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Wer ist dumm und lutscht an den Eiern? Deine Mutter!
Fritzchen geht mit einem lustigen Hut ins Kino. Die Verkäuferin fragt ihn: "In welchem Film bin ich denn hier gelandet?"
Alle Kinder essen, nur nicht Jürgen, der muss würgen.
Alle Kinder rennen aus dem brennenden Kino, nur nicht Abdul, der klemmt im Klappstuhl!
Geht ein Häschen in die Bäckerei und fragt: "Hattu 200 Brötchen?"
Darauf antwortete der Bäcker: "Nein."
Am nächsten Tag kommt das Häschen wieder und fragt: "Hattu 200 Brötchen?"
Darauf antwortete der Bäcker wieder nein, aber er besorgt 200 Brötchen für den nächsten Tag.
Das Häschen kam wieder und fragt den Bäcker: "Hattu 200 Brötchen?"
Darauf antwortete der Bäcker: "Ja."
"Dann nehm ich 2 davon!"
Ein Japaner kommt aus Japan und hat sich vorgenommen, sich alle Wörter zu merken, die er hört. Er ging an einem Kino vorbei, da rief jemand: "Ich! Ich!". Da ging er an einem Restaurant vorbei, da rief jemand: "Lecker!". Danach ging er zum Theater, wo jemand ruft: "Ich bin Batman! Ich bin Batman!".
Da stand der Polizist vor seiner Tür. Er sagte: "Wer war das eben mit dem Diebstahl?" Da rief er: "Ich! Ich!". Da sagt der Polizist: "Also, kommen Sie ins Gefängnis, da gibt's nur Wasser und Brot." Da sagte der Japaner: "Lecker!". Sagt der Polizist: "Für wen halten Sie sich?" und sagte der Japaner: "Ich bin Batman! Ich bin Batman!"
Treffen sich zwei Schwänze im Kino.
Der eine Schwanz zum anderen: "Hey, welchen Film schaust du dir an?"
Der andere Schwanz sagt: "Fack ju Göhte, ich möchte mich größer machen!"
A: Wusstest du, dass Tauben nach dem Sex sterben?
B: Nein, stimmt das?
A: Also die, die ich gefickt habe, schon.
Wer bin ich?
Tipp: Ich gehe gerne bohlen.
Deine Mutter trägt einen Vollbart und fährt Panzer!
Deine Mutter ist so hässlich, wenn sie sich im Spiegel ansieht, sagt der Spiegel: "Boa, ich kündige!"
Mathias stinkt! 🤐🤐😎😎
Was ist gross und dick?
Dein Vater, lel!
Ich habe mal versucht, meiner Mutter "Deine Mutter"-Witze zu erklären.
Daraufhin sagte sie: "Deine Mutter sammelt hässliche Kinder!"
Hilfe, ich sitze in der Schule und muss lernen!
Wer das liest, ist dumm.
Wenn Chuck Norris den Raum betritt, stehen sogar die Stühle auf!
Deine Mutter ist so fett, wenn sie einen Fuß auf die Erde setzt, hebt die Erde ab.
Liegt der Camper tot im Keller, war der Rusher wieder schneller.
Liegt der Rusher tot daneben, hat der Camper nen Kollegen.
Liegen alle tot im Eck, gibt's nen Hacker, so ein Dreck!
Hängt der Hacker an der Wand, hat der Admin ihn gebannt.
Liegt der Admin rechts daneben, hat der Server aufgegeben.