Antiwitze
"Forscher haben wir uns mal wieder zu Hause ist."
Geht ein Asiate aufs Klo.
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Treffen sich zwei Franzosen... Beide tot.
Sagt das Schaf zum Rasenmäher: Määäää!
Was sagt der Rasenmäher?
Du hast mir gar nichts zu befehlen!
Alle Kinder trinken Benzin, außer Dieter, der trinkt einen Liter.
Treffen sich der Genitiv und der Dativ am Strand.
Sagt der Dativ: "Genitiv ins Wasser, das ist gefährlich!"
Sagt der Genitiv: "Ist es denn Dativ, wo du bist?"
Ich heiße Liv.
Holzeisenbahn.
Streicheln sich Herr Heisch und Herr Ströbel über die Haare:
- Herr Haisch, Herr Ströbel haben eine Glatze!
Warum nimmt eine Blondine einen Stein und eine Taschenlampe mit ins Bett?
Mit dem Stein wirft sie die Lampe ab und mit der Taschenlampe schaut sie, ob sie getroffen hat.
Deine Mutter macht Kniebeugen im Gurkenfeld.
Wie viele Beine hat ein Pferd?
12 Beine: 2 vorne, 2 hinten, 2 rechts, 2 links und an jeder Ecke 1 Bein.
Was ist gelb und wenn man es ins Auge bekommt, stirbt man?
Ein Baukran 😂
Bahn
Ein Mann kommt um die Ecke. Was fehlt?
Der Witz!
Was macht eine Blondine im Ketchup?
Sie sucht Heinz!
Sorry, Hase.
Martz
Was ist das?