Christmas

Christmas-Witze

Corona

    • Santa tell me, if you really care! Don't make me hope again this year, that Corona will be here next year, 2021!

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    • Nacht

    • An alle, die jetzt schlafen gehen wollen:

    - Heeeyyy,.... MACARENAA! Aaay!!! - Life is Life Na na na na na na na na - Come on, Barbie, let's go party! Ah ah ah yeah!!! - Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.

    - Dann mal gute Nacht!

    Christmas-Memes

    Ban

    • Jana an Weihnachten: "Last Christmas, I gave you annoyed." "And the very next day, I was banned." "This year, I'm making an account." "And then get banned again."

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    • Altenheim

    • Es ist sehr wichtig zu merken, dass man in einem Altenheim kein "Last Christmas" an Weihnachten spielt!

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    • Weihnachten

    • A little Weihnachtsgedicht When the snow falls wunderbar, and the children happy are. When the Glatteis on the street, and we all a Glühwein need. Then you know, es ist soweit. she is here, the Weihnachtszeit.

    Every Parkhaus is besetzt, weil die people fahren jetzt. All to Kaufhof, Mediamarkt, kriegen nearly Herzinfarkt. Shopping hirnverbrannte things, and the Christmasglocke rings. Mother in the kitchen bakes, Schoko-, Nuss- and Mandelkeks. Daddy in the Nebenraum, schmücks a Riesen-Weihnachtsbaum. He is hanging off the balls, then he from the Leiter falls.

    Finaly the Kinderlein, to the Zimmer kommen rein. And it sings the family schauerlich: "Oh, Chistmastree!" And then jeder in the house, is packing the Geschenke aus. Mama finds unter the Tanne, eine brandnew Teflon-Pfanne. Papa gets a Schlips and Socken, everybody does frohlocken. President speaks in TV, all around is Harmonie. Bis mother in the kitchen runs, im Ofen burns the Weihnachtsgans. And so comes die Feuerwehr, with Tatü, tata daher. And they bring a long, long Schlauch, and a long, long Leiter auch. And they schrei - "Wasser marsch!", Christmas now is in the Eimer.

    Merry Christmas, merry Christmas, Hear the music, see the lights, Frohe Weihnacht, Frohe Weihnacht, Merry Christmas allerseits!

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    • Hölle

    • In der Hölle muss man den ganzen Tag Lichterketten entwirren, während "Last Christmas" läuft.

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    • Ruhe

    • Rest In Peace Humphrey, A tribute.

    Bearded-Dragon Care 1540 Abonnenten

    Back in October Humphrey passed away, and I only just finished making this in memory of her. It was incredibly difficult to do, seeing her videos from the past made it very hard for me to edit and put together, so I did little bits every few days. I really miss her, and it was 5 years ago today that I bought her from the pet store, so that hurts even more. I hope you guys "like" what I've put together for her, and mainly for me to see how much we did together. Thank you for watching, and if you've read this, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

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    • Lied

    • Lieder in der COVID-19 Edition Teil 6 oder 7, keine Ahnung ... heute ist „Last Christmas“ dran ...

    Last Jahr War nach 17 Jahren wieder ein Virus da ...

    Der erste Lockdown war da.

    Dann kam noch der zweite daher ...

    Last Jahr War nach 17 Jahren wieder ein Virus da ...

    Dichten ist wie Unterrichten. Ich kann es nicht :D

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    • Lied

    • Welches Lied darf man nicht in einem Altersheim singen: "Last Christmas".

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