Friday

Friday-Witze

Demonstration

Meine Freunde gehen immer zu den Fridays for Future Demonstrationen.

Ich schwänze lieber für Fridays for FIFA.

Memes

Zahnarzt

Zahnärzte haben den Tag nach Thanksgiving zum Aktionstag gegen Zahnbeläge erklärt.

Ihr Motto: "Plaque Friday!"

Greta

Greta und ihre "Fridays for Future“-Friends machen jetzt richtig ernst. Ab sofort gilt: Thursdays and Fridays for Future!

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  • Black Friday

    Black Friday ---------------

    Hab mir beim Bestatter günstig ein Totenhemd für 15 EUR gekauft.

    War auch bügelfrei.

    Corona24

    Keyboard

    Friday Night Funkin be like: BABABABABOBABABABBA BEEÜ BEEP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP BEEP BEEP BABABABBABBABABABABBABAABA BEEP BEEP BOOPBOOP BEEP BOOP BEEP

    5 Sekunden später: SCHEISSE, MEIN KEYBOARD IST KAPUTT!

    Memes

    Community

    All the people having fun And the children playing in the sun But I can't help but f*** it all up So there is a party next friday? I can't WAIT to be there and SLAY I destroy the fun make it fade away I am everywhere I am so powerful I spread over large areas I will conquer you I want to be everywhere I see So there is a party tomorrow? I can't WAIT to be there and SLAY I destroy the fun make it fade away I am everywhere I am so powerful I spread over large areas Everywhere and every day There is no escape from me

    Where there's a will, there's a way, kind of beautiful And every night has its day, so magical And if there's love in this life, there's no obstacle That can't be defeated

    For every tyrant, a tear for the vulnerable In every lost soul, the bones of a miracle For every dreamer, a dream, we're unstoppable With something to believe in

    Monday left me broken Tuesday, I was through with hoping Wednesday, my empty arms we… Weiterlesen

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    Waiting for Love"

    Where there's a will, there's a way, kind of beautiful And every night has its day, so magical And if there's love in this life, there's no obstacle That can't be defeated For every tyrant, a tear for the vulnerable In every lost soul, the bones of a miracle For every dreamer, a dream, we're unstoppable With something to believe in Monday left me broken Tuesday, I was through with hoping Wednesd… Weiterlesen