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Deine Mutter ist so dumm, sie steckt eine Batterie in den Arsch und sagt: "I got the power!"
Deine Mutter steckt sich eine Batterie in den Arsch und schreit: "I'VE GOT THE POWER!"
Treffen sich zwei Schwänze im Kino.
Der eine Schwanz zum anderen: "Hey, welchen Film schaust du dir an?"
Der andere Schwanz sagt: "Fack ju Göhte, ich möchte mich größer machen!"
Egal wie dicht du bist, Goethe war dichter!
Deine Mutter steckt eine Batterie in einen Walarsch und sagt: "I got the power!"
Warum hauen Gorillas sich immer auf die Brust? Weil sie an Gott glauben!
English: German, how do you call this? *shows 🏴 flag*
German: Hmm... that's the Land of the Schotten... so I'll call it Schottland!
English: Okay. How do you call this? *shows 🏴 flag*
German: Well, that's the land of the English guys, so I will call it England!
English: Great! So how do you call this? *shows 🇫🇷 flag* Let me guess. Frankland? Because it's the land of the France guys, right?
German: Well, it's not a land, it's a Reich! So it's Frankreich!
English: *confused* Okay...? But how do you call this? *shows 🇮🇹 flag* Italiland?
German: No, it's—
English: Ahhh, I got it. Italireich!
German: No. It's...
English: WHAT? WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE?!!?
German: It's... Italien.
English: *gets Crashout*
Deine Mutter steckt sich eine Batterie in den Arsch und ruft: „I got the Power!“
Deine Mutter steckt sich eine Batterie in den Arsch und schreit: ,,I got the power!".
One, two, three. Turn it up. Big wheels keep on turnin'. Carry me home to see my kin. Singin' songs about the south-land. I miss Alabama once again and I think it's a sin, yes.
Well, I heard Mister Young sing about her. Well, I heard ol' Neil put her down. Well, I hope Neil Young will remember, A southern man don't need him around anyhow. Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama Lord, I'm comin' home to you.
In Birmingham, they love the governor (boo-hoo-hoo). Now we all did what we could do. Now Watergate does not bother me. Does your conscience bother you? Tell the truth. Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama (oh yeah) Lord, I'm comin' home to you. Here I come, Alabama. Oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama
Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers And they've been known to pick a song or two (yes they do). Lord, they get me off so much. They pick me up when I'm feelin' blue. Now how about you? Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama Lord, I'm comin' home to you. Sweet home Alabama (oh, sweet home) Where the skies are so blue And the governor's true Sweet home Alabama (Lordy) Lord, I'm comin' home to you, yeah, yeah Montgomery's got the answer.
Best Lied ever:)👍🏽🥸
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Einfach so wahr (verstehen nur die, die Eragon gelesen und den Film gesehen haben)
Im Korea Krieg... Kontext in den Kommentaren
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An die Leute die Game of Thrones kennen, ich spiele grade so ein Game, für das ich eine GoT Mod runtergeladen habe und suche nach Ideen für Durchläufe (oder ka was man dazu sagt).
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/finally got myself a Tv so once I'm ungrounded I get a ps4 too use and a ps3 after I fixi t
Matt, this is from @necrowancer
@Matt I need help. So basically my messages wont show up on SW because the accs of the spammer "Ali" (he has multiple accs) I took over (I know this is not fair, but he literally told his passwort and he is a spammer) also got banned. So basically I owned the accs and they were over my IP. Because these accs were banned, my IP also basically got banned and my messages cant show up. Could you fix it?