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Never has a man influenced physics so profoundly as Niels Bohr in the early 1900's.
Going back to this time period, little was known about atomic structure; Bohr set out
to end the obscurity of physics. However things didn't come easy for Bohr. He had to
give up most of his life for physics and research of many hypothesis. But, this is why
you and I have even heard of the quantum theory and atomic structures. Bohr came
up with his quantum theory while studying at Cambridge. Bohr was a skeptic and he
never truly believed in Max Planck's old quantum theory. He put forth the idea that,
going from one high-energy orbit o a lower one, an electron could, in fact, be trying
to emit a quantum of discrete energy. Bohr was criticized for this idea, but he didn't
let up. Soon after, Bohr said his famed quote,"If quantum mechanics hasn't shocked
you, you haven't understood it yet." This quote is extremely famous and has gone
down as the motto for quantum physicist around the world. Understandably, Bohr
never won a Nobel prize outside of physics (of which he only won one). Bohr's still
going strong with his theories on atomic structure; he allowed for 100's of scientists
to fully experiment with the cell and its many components. Bohr was largely on the
run from the Nazi's when he came up with this discovery, which is amazing because
around this time, Bohr's home country of Denmark was invaded by the Nazi's. Bohr
and Ernest Rutherford are given credit, but it is believed that Rutherford decided to
desert Bohr in the middle of their work. Rutherford once, quite famously said that
you should never bet against the wonders of science. Niels Bohr's famous career
never really kicked off until he was forty years old. Most other major scientists were
going all over the world with their ideas by their early twenties. However, in order
to preserve the legacy of Niels Bohr, he has his own institution, whose goal is to
make many more great strides in the field of physics for years. How did Bohr affect
you and me? Without Niels Bohrs' more advanced atomic theory, we might as well
cry over how little we know of the atoms and their compounds. Physics would have
never been such a force in the todays society. However, to this day, research is still
going on to improve and update the atomic theory. Although scientists clearly want
to improve on Bohr's theory, many famous physicists come out publicly and openly
say that Bohr's ideas will never be improved upon, todays society cannot say
goodbye to an opportunity to improve our understanding of the sciences. If Bohr
never had silenced his critics, we would still be following Planck's theories, and
going on incomplete information. Bohr's later life was all occupied when he decided
to go back to Denmark and head the Royal Danish Academy. His main goal was to
tell the world of the of the greatness of the Danish Sciences and most likely educate
a new crop of scientists for years to come. There is controversy surrounding Bohr's
lie during his stint in the Manhattan project. Though he claimed to be anti-violence
and a peace-seeker, Bohr engineered on the Manhattan Project. Though he didn't
hurt anyone directly, thousands of people died. Neils Bohr opened many doors for
you and I in the physics world, he will go down as one of the greatest physicists.

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Ich hab bei meinem neuen Smartphone den Home-Button ausprobiert.Scheint defekt zu sein,denn ich bin nicht zuhause angekommen.

Warum konnten Waisenkinder aus den 90er Jahren keine Videos anschauen?

Weil sie damals kein Video Home System hatten

Durchsage im Flugzeug: "Hier spricht Egon Müller, Ihr Kapitän. Ich freue mich Sie an Bord begrüßen zu dürfen..." Plötzlich ertönt lautes Babygeschrei im Hintergrund. Der Kapitän "Ines, kannst du mal die Tür zumachen...scheiß Home-Office..."

Ohhh Apple...💀

iPhone 7: keine Kopfhörer.
iPhone 8: keine Home-Taste
iPhone X: kein Ladegerät
iPhone 11:

Qualität

Me: *brings home a girlfriend*
My dog:
Me:
My kids:
My wife:

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Me 5 minutes after arriving to work
Can I go
home now?

Sending back "Haha"
Sending back "LOL"
Sending back
"I'm Laughing"
Sending a video
of you Laughing
Visiting their home
and Laughing in front
of their face

😅…

iMessage
Today 5:45 PM
Wanna come over?
No ones home
K
Be there in a few minutes
I'm here where are you?
Read 5:54 PM
I told you no one is home
prenk

Hahaha

Seems like you have

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Me and my bestie in 2070 after
breaking out the nursing home

Working From Home
What society thinks I do.
What my clients think I do.
What my family thinks I do.
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What I think I do.
What my friends think I do.
What I really do.

They say I am young and know nothing about life, but when the earth suffer, we suffer on the same time. Its so easy to understand, that the nature is our mother. And like us, she is free, she belongs to no one. And I love all the things, that she gives me. Come with me, I cant make it alone. But together, together, were strong! I am young, but I know what to do, time is running out to save the earth! Come make a difference, we can make it work, Lets make it happen now! Soon ill be too late, i can dont make all alone. I need you know! They say that everything is normal, that the global warming is a false alarm, but i am leave in a sea of green, and the world is full from heat and fire. Its time to wake up! I know its hard but we can make it better. And all together defend our home, we must go further. Come with me, I cant make it alone, but together, together, were strong! I am young but i know what to do time is running out to save the earth. Come make a difference, we can make it work. Lets make it happen now!

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When you come home
in a good mood and
everyone starts yelling
at you for no reason
@markand plum

In the school english lesson... Teacher : ,,What is your favourite qoute ?" Student answers : ,,My favourite qoute is "You can do anything.Just get up and do it." again John : ,, Well then see you tomorrow,I'm going home now !" Ps: I would like to do that sometime...😂