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    • Jetzt kommt zur diesjährigen Corona-Grippe auch noch feuchtes Grippewetter dazu, wir sind alle verloren - das ist die tödlichste aller Klimakatastrophen.

    And the hole of the sun-corona sends the cosmic wisdom by it's rays through our ozone hole just into the empty heads of the rulers on earth so that their coronary arteries get cramps. Let's stay in bed for the rest of our days, the mankind is lost. Holy Gods, I've the cold and sniff already but no handkerchief at home. Must go outside and participate in that masked ball, also infect with this kind of madness. That's the evidence - it's too late to save the herd of human monkeys. No doubt, the end will come quickly.

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    • Video

    • Shelby is Home.

    Snow Dogs Vlogs 281.000 Abonnenten

    Kopiert den Link und fügt es in das Internet ein. Schaut das Video dazu an. Es ist echt spannend! Schreibt mir dann in die Kommentare, wenn ihr es gesehen habt. Schreibt, was ihr gesehen habt. Viel Spaß!

    PS: Das hier ist keine Werbung, sondern ein Tipp.

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    • Schüler

    • In der Englischstunde... Lehrer: "What is your favourite quote?" Schüler antwortet: "My favourite quote is "You can do anything. Just get up and do it."" John: "Well then see you tomorrow, I'm going home now!"

    Ps: Ich würde das auch gerne mal machen...😂

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    • Home-Memes

    Homeoffice

    • Home-Office

    – To-do Liste erstellen.

    – Ersten Punkt abhaken.

    – Sich freuen, dass man schon 2 Punkte erfüllt hat.

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    • Kamera

    • Ich beim Neueinrichten meines Home-Bildschirms: Ich bin mega zufrieden, das sieht voll cool aus!

    Auch ich 2 Tage später: Wo ist denn jetzt die Kamera hin?

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    • Home-Office

    • Home-Office.

    Alle Looser drücken jetzt bitte: Strg / Alt / Entfernen.

    Für die Blöden natürlich "Looser"!

    Corona24

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    • Earth

    • They say I am young and know nothing about life, but when the earth suffers, we suffer at the same time.

    It's so easy to understand, that nature is our mother. And like us, she is free, she belongs to no one. And I love all the things that she gives me.

    Come with me, I can't make it alone. But together, together, we're strong! I am young, but I know what to do, time is running out to save the earth! Come make a difference, we can make it work, Let's make it happen now! Soon it'll be too late, I can't make it all alone. I need you now!

    They say that everything is normal, that global warming is a false alarm, but I am living in a sea of green, and the world is full of heat and fire. It's time to wake up! I know it's hard but we can make it better. And all together defend our home, we must go further. Come with me, I can't make it alone, but together, together, we're strong! I am young but I know what to do time is running out to save the earth. Come make a difference, we can make it work. Let's make it happen now!

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    • Waise

    • Warum konnten Waisenkinder aus den 90er Jahren keine Videos anschauen?

    Weil sie damals kein Video Home System hatten!

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    • Donald Trump

    • What does Melania see in Donald Trump? -- 10 billion dollars and high cholesterol.

    How does Donald Trump plan on deporting illegal immigrants? -- Juan by Juan.

    If Donald Trump becomes President, it won't be the first time he's kicked a black family out of their home.

    What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? -- Orange Is The New Black.

    What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals? -- He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.

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    • Avatar

    • Wossa, Eade, Feia, Luft. Voa langa Zeid hom olle via Nationa mitanand in Harmonie glebt. Doch dann hod uns de Feianation den Griag aklärt und ois hod si gändert. Grod da Avatar, Herr da via Elemantn, häd sie aufhoidn kenna. Oba ois de Wäid eam am meisdn bracht hätt, is ea vaschwundn.

    Einhundert Joare san vagonga und mei Bruada und i hom den neia Avatar, oan Luftbändiga namans Aang, kenna glernt. Aa wenn ea üba enoame Fähigkeitn vafügt, ea muas no a Menge lerna, bevoa ea jemandem heifa kannt. Aba I glab dro, dass Aang de Wäid retdn werd.

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