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  • Ich beim Neueinrichten meines Home-Bildschirms: Ich bin mega zufrieden, das sieht voll cool aus!

    Auch ich 2 Tage später: Wo ist denn jetzt die Kamera hin?

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  • Lockdown

  • Lieder in der COVID-19 Edition Teil 5. Heute ist „Take you dancing“ dran.

    Covid kann nicht dancing.

    Vier Stufen zum Lockdown.

    Wir brauchen kein Corona Floor.

    Wir bleiben at Home!

    Das war’s dann mit „Take you dancing“!

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  • Homer Simpson

  • Homer Simpson zu seinen Kindern:

    "Ich habe drei Kinder und kein Geld."

    "Warum kann ich nicht keine Kinder haben und drei Geld!?"

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  • Corona

  • Jetzt kommt zur diesjährigen Corona-Grippe auch noch feuchtes Grippewetter dazu, wir sind alle verloren - das ist die tödlichste aller Klimakatastrophen.

    And the hole of the sun-corona sends the cosmic wisdom by it's rays through our ozone hole just into the empty heads of the rulers on earth so that their coronary arteries get cramps. Let's stay in bed for the rest of our days, the mankind is lost. Holy Gods, I've the cold and sniff already but no handkerchief at home. Must go outside and participate in that masked ball, also infect with this kind of madness. That's the evidence - it's too late to save the herd of human monkeys. No doubt, the end will come quickly.

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  • Alabama

  • One, two, three. Turn it up. Big wheels keep on turnin'. Carry me home to see my kin. Singin' songs about the south-land. I miss Alabama once again and I think it's a sin, yes.

    Well, I heard Mister Young sing about her. Well, I heard ol' Neil put her down. Well, I hope Neil Young will remember, A southern man don't need him around anyhow. Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama Lord, I'm comin' home to you.

    In Birmingham, they love the governor (boo-hoo-hoo). Now we all did what we could do. Now Watergate does not bother me. Does your conscience bother you? Tell the truth. Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama (oh yeah) Lord, I'm comin' home to you. Here I come, Alabama. Oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama

    Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers And they've been known to pick a song or two (yes they do). Lord, they get me off so much. They pick me up when I'm feelin' blue. Now how about you? Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama Lord, I'm comin' home to you. Sweet home Alabama (oh, sweet home) Where the skies are so blue And the governor's true Sweet home Alabama (Lordy) Lord, I'm comin' home to you, yeah, yeah Montgomery's got the answer.

    Best Lied ever:)👍🏽🥸

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  • Verkehr

  • Dank Corona bin ich auch im Home-Office.

    Der Verkehr heute Morgen war fürchterlich.

    Dirk, Angestellter.

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  • Serben

  • Mit welchem Lied ärgert man einen Serben am meisten? Sweet Home Alabama (weil es wie Sweet Home Albania klingt)!

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  • iPhone

  • Warum haben alle Kinder aus dem Kinderheim ein iPhone 11?

    Weil es keinen Home-Button gibt.

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