Home-Witze

Warum konnten Waisenkinder aus den 90er Jahren keine Videos anschauen?

Weil sie damals kein Video Home System hatten

Durchsage im Flugzeug: "Hier spricht Egon Müller, Ihr Kapitän. Ich freue mich Sie an Bord begrüßen zu dürfen..." Plötzlich ertönt lautes Babygeschrei im Hintergrund. Der Kapitän "Ines, kannst du mal die Tür zumachen...scheiß Home-Office..."

Prostituierte müssen jetzt auch von zu Hause aus arbeiten.

Im Home of tits.

Trump-Witze auf Englisch

What does Melania see in Donald Trump? -- 10 billion dollars and high cholesterol.

How does Donald Trump plan on deporting illegal immigrants? -- Juan by Juan.

If Donald Trump becomes President, it won't be the first time he's kicked a black family out of their home.

What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? -- Orange Is The New Black.

What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals? -- He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.

Wieso bekommen Waisenkinder kein iPhone?

Weil sie den Home-Button nicht finden.

In the school english lesson... Teacher : ,,What is your favourite qoute ?" Student answers : ,,My favourite qoute is "You can do anything.Just get up and do it." again John : ,, Well then see you tomorrow,I'm going home now !" Ps: I would like to do that sometime...😂

Home-Office ......................................

Alle Loser drücken jetzt bitte: -----> Strg / Alt / Entfernen

Für die Blöden natürlich Looser.

Corona24

Homer Simpson zu seinen Kindern:

"Ich habe drei Kinder und kein Geld."

"Warum kann ich nicht keine Kinder haben und drei Geld!?"

Shelby is Home

Snow Dogs Vlogs 281.000 Abonnenten

KOPIERT DEN LINK UND FÜGT ES IN DAS INTERNET. SCHAUT DAS VIDEO DAZU AN. ES IST ECHT SPANNEND! SCHREIBT MIR DANN IN DIE KOMMENTARE, WENN IHR ES GESEHEN HABT. SCHREIBT WAS IHR GESEHEN HABT. VIEL SPAẞ! PS: Das hier ist keine Werbung sondern ein Tipp.

They say I am young and know nothing about life, but when the earth suffer, we suffer on the same time. Its so easy to understand, that the nature is our mother. And like us, she is free, she belongs to no one. And I love all the things, that she gives me. Come with me, I cant make it alone. But together, together, were strong! I am young, but I know what to do, time is running out to save the earth! Come make a difference, we can make it work, Lets make it happen now! Soon ill be too late, i can dont make all alone. I need you know! They say that everything is normal, that the global warming is a false alarm, but i am leave in a sea of green, and the world is full from heat and fire. Its time to wake up! I know its hard but we can make it better. And all together defend our home, we must go further. Come with me, I cant make it alone, but together, together, were strong! I am young but i know what to do time is running out to save the earth. Come make a difference, we can make it work. Lets make it happen now!

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kevin ist so unnötig wie das E in Home

Was ist gel hat nur einen Arm und kann nicht schwimmen

Bart nachdem er Homer in den Finger biss

Warum war das erste Telefon der Orphans ein IphoneX?

Weil es keinen Home-Button hatte

I walk to Burgerking than I walk back home to Burgerkin

Es gibt jetzt nen neuen Internet Browser für Waisenkinder. Sie haben extra den Home Button weggelassen

One, two, three Turn it up Big wheels keep on turnin' Carry me home to see my kin Singin' songs about the south-land I miss Alabama once again and I think it's a sin, yes Well, I heard Mister Young sing about her Well, I heard ol' Neil put her down Well, I hope Neil Young will remember A southern man don't need him around anyhow Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue Sweet home Alabama Lord, I'm comin' home to you In Birmingham, they love the governor (boo-hoo-hoo) Now we all did what we could do Now Watergate does not bother me Does your conscience bother you? Tell the truth Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue Sweet home Alabama (oh yeah) Lord, I'm comin' home to you Here I come, Alabama Oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers And they've been known to pick a song or two (yes they do) Lord, they get me off so much They pick me up when I'm feelin' blue Now how about you? Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue Sweet home Alabama Lord, I'm comin' home to you Sweet home Alabama (oh, sweet home) Where the skies are so blue And the governor's true Sweet home Alabama (Lordy) Lord, I'm comin' home to you, yeah, yeah Montgomery's got the answer

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