MCSE -> Minesweeper Consultant / Solitair Expert
Die Sau die liefert den Saudis Waffen,
und die ganze Welt schaut tatenlos zu.
...Vorrangig it jetzt erstmal der Austrit aus em Pariser Klimaabkommen,
aber das Internet vergisst nie.
Bitte liebe Reporter, bleibt am Ball !
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
Alder, dei Muddah macht mi sauer, weil sie so fedd it. Fick di. :D
Deine Mudda lässt "I'm lovin' it!" auf die Fotze tätowieren.
A reporter asks Trump during a press confernce: "Lies and alternative facts are the same, isn't it?" Trump: "I tell you no lies, you must see the alternative fucks."
Trump-Witze auf Englisch
What does Melania see in Donald Trump? -- 10 billion dollars and high cholesterol.
How does Donald Trump plan on deporting illegal immigrants? -- Juan by Juan.
If Donald Trump becomes President, it won't be the first time he's kicked a black family out of their home.
What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? -- Orange Is The New Black.
What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals? -- He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
It hurts when IP.
Um Rekursion zu verstehen, muss man zunächst Rekursion verstehen!
Nach Aussagen der Ärzte ist deine Mutter gestern an Übergewicht gestorben. Ihre letzten Worte waren: "I'm lovin' it!"
