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"Who’s your best Friend?"

"Siegfried!"

"Say it in english, please."

"Winfried!"

Reasons why I hate school: 5% annoying people. 5% teachers. 90% because it isn't Hogwarts.

Wisst ihr, wie das englische Liebesspiel geht?

"Hand in hand, it in hand, hand in it, it in it."

"Passwort": Busen.

Passwort ist nicht dick genug!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers and the middle one in you. We do it on the tish and my finger smells like fish.

Rosen sind rot Veilchen sind blau den deine Mutter heisst Paul. (It was a joke)

Ein Systemadministrator schläft niemals. Er root.

You guys probably can't read this, so I'm gonna write some bullcrap on here and uh good luck. 😁

Cocoa headline life, ask DJ, okay? Do you like chicky nuggies dipped in greek yoghurt with dirt? I do and it tastes amazing! 😂

Did you realize that the brain named itself, and maybe it wanted to call itself Brian, but that is a spelling mistake that never got corrected?

WE ALL HAVE A LITTLE BRIAN IN US!!!!!!

Deine Mutter sitzt in der Mülltonne und singt "It's my life!".

Draco Malfoy kalt auf den Boden.

Draco: My father will hear about it!

"DT DTB means don't trust bitches, it means don't trust boys."

Ich habe mein Passwort in "falsch" geändert. Wenn ich nun mein Passwort vergesse, sagt mir der Rechner: "Ihr Passwort ist falsch".

Was bin ich nur für ein Fuchs!

Stellenangebot eines IT-Sicherheitsunternehmens: Wir suchen einen Hacker für unser Sicherheitsunternehmen.

Sie finden die vollständige Liste der Voraussetzungen in der Datei Ha2.zip auf unserer Festplatte C:/Dokumente/Bewerbung/

....... is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people you get to know new techniques. After a time you'll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex you will like: ........

Writing jokes is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex, you will like writing jokes.

Dancing is like sex. The first time you try, you are nervous, but it"s still the best thing you"ve ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you"ll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex, you will like dancing.

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"Homeschooling" is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried.

The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex, you will like "Homeschooling".

Please give me a like. I hope you had a little bit fun while reading this. Thanks for enjoying it! 😍