The-Witze

Bill Gates passes the prototype of a "mind-reading-toilet" to Donald Trump so he can rule America without circumstances. Trump examines the latest thing and pisses. The "mind-read-loo" automatically twitters: "I piss on China!". Trump is excited and farts: The "mind-read-loo" sends automatically e-mails to build a great wall and sends Mexico instantly the bills. He shits and a computer-generated voice says: "Mr. President, you entered the password "THE_GREATEST_BULLSHIT_EVER!" to N.O.R.A.D. The nuclear intercontinental ballistic missiles start in 3...2...1...launch.... Thank you for using the "mind-read-loo" and have a nice day.

Chuck Norris ist so hart, dass er Berta aus "Two and a Half Men" entjungfert hat...

What does Melania see in Donald Trump? -- 10 billion dollars and high cholesterol.

How does Donald Trump plan on deporting illegal immigrants? -- Juan by Juan.

If Donald Trump becomes President, it won't be the first time he's kicked a black family out of their home.

What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? -- Orange Is The New Black.

What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals? -- He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.

Deine Mutter ist so hässlich, wenn sie bei "The Walking Dead" als Zombie mitmacht, braucht sie kein Spezial-Make-Up.

"Lemmy was the only person Chuck Norris was afraid of!"

Deine Mudda schiebt sich eine Batterie in den Arsch und singt "Got the power".

Deine Mutter ist so fett, die hat sogar "Behind the Scenes".

Deine Mutter ist Gruppencoach bei The Biggest Loser.

Deine Mudder ist der Dickste bei "The Biggest Loser".

Deine Mutter singt beim Kacken "It's the final countdown!"