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JESC 2019: Share the Joy Lyrics with singers.

Melani Garcia: I’ve got these butterflies, my body keeps on holding, because they going wild when i’m excited everyday.

Erin Mai: And I love every feeling, that life brings cause i’m living so free, yeah. I feel free.

Liza Misnikova: When I’m dreaming yeah please don’t ever wake me, because i’m living from the love given to me!

Jordan Anthony: Whether from my Mother, my sisters or my brothers. Feel free. So free!

Karina Ignatyan: When you ever need somebody, I got you. Maybe i’m young, but I know what to do!

Sophia Ivanko: Not every day the greatest, yes it is true, but when you put your mind to it, you get truth!

Refrain: Just wanna share, Share the joy, Share the joy! Share the joy!

Anna Kearney: Not every day the greatest, yes its true, but when you put your mind to it, you can do!

Refrain

Joana Almeida: It happen soon I feel it, there’s honestly no secret. Trust me, yeah!, you see!

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In der Englischstunde... Lehrer: "What is your favourite quote?" Schüler antwortet: "My favourite quote is "You can do anything. Just get up and do it."" John: "Well then see you tomorrow, I'm going home now!"

Ps: Ich würde das auch gerne mal machen...😂

"You can do anything. Just get up and do it!"

"Everything you can imagine is real."

I am young, but I know what to do! Time is running out to play Kashoot... Come make a difference, we can make it work. Lets make it happen now!

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15. Russia Tatjana Mezhentseva and Denberel Oorzhak.

Tatjana and Denberel had a very good audition with cool Leds on the stage. The song was a bit strange, but have a great message and fits the stage well. But I felt, something was missing on the stage, of course there were any dancers and bigger special effects. Tatjana has a beautiful voice, but Denberels voice isnt perfect and maybe a bit powerless. Sorry Russia!

14. Albania Isea Cili Mikja ime Femijeri.

The stage was really colourful and the many leds give it a unique and also magic sense of style. Her song was very emotional and catches everyone with the pretty emotional refrain. But I fell, something was missing in the song. It was really beautiful, but not powerful enough to make it to a big contender. Iseas Voice was very good, but I know that song show not all what she can.

13. Malta Eliana Gomez Blanco We are more.

Her Vocals and Voice were not really great. Her song was also a bit strange and not very interesting. The stage had great leds that perfectly fits her emotional song, but something special was missing on it. I know she wasnt bad, but not good enough.

12. Serbia Darija Vracevic Podigni Glas.

The song is really powerful and have the perfect emotion in it. The stage was pretty with the many leds and special effects that suits the song very much. Her vocals were fantastic and she have a great strong voice. But her outfit can be a bit better.

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They say I am young and know nothing about life, but when the earth suffers, we suffer at the same time.

It's so easy to understand, that nature is our mother. And like us, she is free, she belongs to no one. And I love all the things that she gives me.

Come with me, I can't make it alone. But together, together, we're strong! I am young, but I know what to do, time is running out to save the earth! Come make a difference, we can make it work, Let's make it happen now! Soon it'll be too late, I can't make it all alone. I need you now!

They say that everything is normal, that global warming is a false alarm, but I am living in a sea of green, and the world is full of heat and fire. It's time to wake up! I know it's hard but we can make it better. And all together defend our home, we must go further. Come with me, I can't make it alone, but together, together, we're strong! I am young but I know what to do time is running out to save the earth. Come make a difference, we can make it work. Let's make it happen now!

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Just keep me coming to ya, I wanna be, I could be a little princess with da hoodie, Bitch!

I am going to do nice things in the colorful rainbow to sing along with my unicorn.

You are good, I am bad... it’s impossible to say that.

Ayayayay let’s go to a party 🎉

Nothing can make me happy. I should make my slap pie

For you, and me too, sayayayay!!

Lieder in der COVID-19 Edition Teil 3.

Heute ist "Count on me" dran.

you can Corona on me.

Lockdown 1, 2, 3.

Wenn Corona kann nicht dichten, oh ja!

Äh, ja, falls ihr noch mehr Lieder in der COVID-19 Edition wollt, dann liken.

4000$. What can YandreDev afford? A new employee, a better computer, modellers... NO! He actually buys a s** doll. RIDICULOUS!

Die Impfgegner verstehe ich echt nicht. Nehmen wir doch z.B. mal die Soldatinnen, die ohne Ausnahme nicht einen einzigen einarmigen Klimmzug hinkriegen.

Sowas geht doch total gegen den Gender-Auftrag der heutigen Zeit. Den SoldatInnen könnte man mit der Corona-Impfung nebenbei ne kleine genetische Hilfe geben, damit sie sportlich nicht mehr so abschlaffen.

Oder nehmen wir SchachspielerInnen. Beim richtigen Mix in der Impfung kriegt die Schachwelt vielleicht mal ne echte SchachweltmeisterIn zustande?

Oder bei der KanzlerInnenpritze - vielleicht versteht die KanzlerIn dann die Statistik von diesem Hopfen-Institut, und macht dann mal einen Erfahrungsaustausch mit dem ungeschützten Weißrussland und seinen täglich 5 Toten, wo Corona irgendwie nachweisbar ist, ja das ist gar kein Massensterben dort ohne Corona-Maßnahmen, komisch, was?

Naja, jedenfalls würde die Corona-Impfung ganz "Neue Horizonte" eröffnen, um mit den PR - Worten von JFK zu sprechen. Oder wir würden Obama's "Change - yes we can" endlich nicht mehr als Arabische Regierungsstürze verstehen müssen nach der richtigen Spritze.

Das wär doch alles viel besser dann, oder?

Bewerbungsgespräch in einer US-Firma. Der Personalchef fragt: "Can you perform under pressure?" Der Bewerber antwortet: "No, but I can do Bohemian Rhapsody for you!"

Naruto: Sasuke, in which room can you find Uchias?

Sasuke: I don't know.

Naruto: In the living room.

Sorry, dass der auf Englisch ist, aber er funktioniert nur so.

I can get no desinfection!

And I try, and I try, and I try!

Deine Mutter ist so verfressen, sie bestellt sich gleich zweimal "All you can eat".

Frau Merkel fliegt in die USA. In Washington geht sie zum Weißen Haus. Sie fragt auf Amerikanisch: „Can I speak with the greatest bottle of the world, please?“

Dario fragt Can: Wie schmeckt heiliges Wasser?

Da antwortet Can: Ganz normal wie Wasser, aber nur heiliger.

Can ist dumm.

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