Everybody-Witze
Harry: Girls are so hot.
Hermine: Boys are so hot.
Ginny: Why ist everybody so hot?
Luna: Global Warming.
Memes
Manchmal wirklich
A little Weihnachtsgedicht When the snow falls wunderbar, and the children happy are. When the Glatteis on the street, and we all a Glühwein need. Then you know, es ist soweit. she is here, the Weihnachtszeit.
Every Parkhaus is besetzt, weil die people fahren jetzt. All to Kaufhof, Mediamarkt, kriegen nearly Herzinfarkt. Shopping hirnverbrannte things, and the Christmasglocke rings. Mother in the kitchen bakes, Schoko-, Nuss- and Mandelkeks. Daddy in the Nebenraum, schmücks a Riesen-Weihnachtsbaum. He is hanging off the balls, then he from the Leiter falls.
Finaly the Kinderlein, to the Zimmer kommen rein. And it sings the family schauerlich: "Oh, Chistmastree!" And then jeder in the house, is packing the Geschenke aus. Mama finds unter the Tanne, eine brandnew Teflon-Pfanne. Papa gets a Schlips and Socken, everybody does frohlocken. President speaks in TV, all around is Harmonie. Bis mother in the kitchen runs, im Ofen burns the Weihnachtsgans. And so comes die Feuerwehr, with Tatü, tata daher. And they bring a long, long Schlauch, and a long, long Leiter auch. And they schrei - "Wasser marsch!", Christmas now is in the Eimer.
Merry Christmas, merry Christmas, Hear the music, see the lights, Frohe Weihnacht, Frohe Weihnacht, Merry Christmas allerseits!
Die Englischlehrerin Frau Verständnis kommt in die Klasse und ruft: "Good morning everybody!"
Die Klasse: "Good morning Miss Verständnis!"
Memes
Community
everybody's hating me but i am feeling great what the feeling better makes is laughing at the hate cause when i sit alone in my room i can see everything is so weird outside and i dont wanna be a part of it i tried to flirt with google but it doesn't understand nobody understands what i mean so im alone yeah it makes me happy somehow i dont believe the world was nice before everything is so weird outside and i dont w… Weiterlesen
Bin mal wieder here! Christmas is nicht mehr far away! Wir alle know how fast die Zeit goes.
When the last Kalender-sheets flattern trough the winterstreets and Dezemberwind is blowing, then ist everybody knowing that it is not allzuweit: she does come - the Weihnachtszeit.
All the Menschen, Leute, people flippen out of ihr warm Stueble, run to Kaufhof, Aldi, Mess, make Konsum and business. Kaufen this und jene thi… Weiterlesen
Song: everybody wants to rule the world~tears of fears