Englisch für Anfänger:
Ich werde fuchsteufelswild. = I get foxdevilswild.
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Fritz geht in die Schule. Seine Englischlehrerin heißt Frau Geburt.
Am nächsten Tag sagt er: "God morning, Misses Geburt!" 🤣
Ein Kind kommt nicht mehr mit in die Schule.
Er geht in ein Laden und fragt nach einem Kugelschreiber.
Der Bediener sagt: "Wir haben keinen Kugelschreiber, aber wir haben einen Bleistift für nur 1 Fr."
Das Kind: "Ok, den nehme ich."
My girlfriend said; "take the condom off."
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"Why?"
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"Because yolo"
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"What does that mean?" I asked.
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"You only live once"
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"Well" I said, "if you get pregnant then yoyo."
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"What's that mean?"
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"You're on your own."
....... is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people you get to know new techniques. After a time you'll learn to enjoy it.
So if you love sex you will like: ........
Writing jokes is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.
So if you love sex, you will like writing jokes.
Dancing is like sex. The first time you try, you are nervous, but it"s still the best thing you"ve ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you"ll learn to enjoy it.
So if you love sex, you will like dancing.
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"Homeschooling" is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried.
The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.
So if you love sex, you will like "Homeschooling".
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Sup guys, can we get some Primes! Eyyyyyyy!
Angus Bethunes Moment-Zusammenfassung auf Englisch (für die Klassenarbeit)
Angus can't dance but he can play good football and get good grades too. He has brown hair, he wears a suit and he is a little bit fat, because of that he is often bullied. Angus is a little bit nervous, because he was elected Winter Ball King, that means he will be out on the dance floor with Melissa Leferve, the girl of his dreams. He fell in love with Melissa since Kindergarten but he has never even talked to her.
Melissa has blonde hair, she wears earrings and a yellow dress. She looks handsome. Melissa is a helpful girl, because she shows Angus how to dance.
Rick Sanford, the boyfriend from Melissa, he is drunk. He makes fun of Angus and is disrespectful to his girlfriend Melissa.
Danke für die, die das bis hier hin gelesen haben :)
Morgen schreibe ich eine Arbeit und den Inhalt des Textes muss ich können, habt ihr noch Tipps, was ich noch ergänzen könnte inhaltlich oder auch generell? Was ich vielleicht noch bei den Charaktereigenschaften von den jeweiligen Personen ergänzen könnte😊
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Danke schonmal😊
Martin, Martin, get in, get in, and I'll give you my pin.
In Germany gibt es eine Schulpflicht ab dem Alter von 6 Jahren, und viele Kinder besuchen vorher den Kindergarten. Man verlässt die Grundschule nach der 4. Klasse, wenn man keine Klasse wiederholt. Danach geht man auf ein Gymnasium oder eine andere Schule. Meistens beginnt der Unterricht um 8 Uhr und endet um 13:25 Uhr. Das Schuljahr besteht aus zwei Halbjahren. In den Bundesländern sind die Ferien unterschiedlich. Ab dem Alter von 16 Jahren, also am Ende der 10. Klasse, macht man den Realschulabschluss. Wenn man ihn besteht, kann man in die Oberstufe gehen, um sein Abitur zu machen.
❗WARNING❗
PLEASE HELP US! Don't get in panic!
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JESC 2019: Share the Joy Lyrics with singers.
Melani Garcia: I’ve got these butterflies, my body keeps on holding, because they going wild when i’m excited everyday.
Erin Mai: And I love every feeling, that life brings cause i’m living so free, yeah. I feel free.
Liza Misnikova: When I’m dreaming yeah please don’t ever wake me, because i’m living from the love given to me!
Jordan Anthony: Whether from my Mother, my sisters or my brothers. Feel free. So free!
Karina Ignatyan: When you ever need somebody, I got you. Maybe i’m young, but I know what to do!
Sophia Ivanko: Not every day the greatest, yes it is true, but when you put your mind to it, you get truth!
Refrain: Just wanna share, Share the joy, Share the joy! Share the joy!
Anna Kearney: Not every day the greatest, yes its true, but when you put your mind to it, you can do!
Refrain
Joana Almeida: It happen soon I feel it, there’s honestly no secret. Trust me, yeah!, you see!
You can watch these great song at YouTube! Than write me a comment. Thanks!
In der Englischstunde... Lehrer: "What is your favourite quote?" Schüler antwortet: "My favourite quote is "You can do anything. Just get up and do it."" John: "Well then see you tomorrow, I'm going home now!"
Ps: Ich würde das auch gerne mal machen...😂
"You can do anything. Just get up and do it!"
Ready, get set, Kashoot!
Like this, or you will get Rick Rolled!
Ready, get set Kashoot!
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One, two, three. Turn it up. Big wheels keep on turnin'. Carry me home to see my kin. Singin' songs about the south-land. I miss Alabama once again and I think it's a sin, yes.
Well, I heard Mister Young sing about her. Well, I heard ol' Neil put her down. Well, I hope Neil Young will remember, A southern man don't need him around anyhow. Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama Lord, I'm comin' home to you.
In Birmingham, they love the governor (boo-hoo-hoo). Now we all did what we could do. Now Watergate does not bother me. Does your conscience bother you? Tell the truth. Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama (oh yeah) Lord, I'm comin' home to you. Here I come, Alabama. Oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama
Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers And they've been known to pick a song or two (yes they do). Lord, they get me off so much. They pick me up when I'm feelin' blue. Now how about you? Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama Lord, I'm comin' home to you. Sweet home Alabama (oh, sweet home) Where the skies are so blue And the governor's true Sweet home Alabama (Lordy) Lord, I'm comin' home to you, yeah, yeah Montgomery's got the answer.
Best Lied ever:)👍🏽🥸
