If you drive a mustang you can af(ford) it!
Roses are red, violets are blue, if this video is less than a min, ill give it a view!
If I die before I wake, at least in heaven I can skate...
Kennt ihr das Lied?
My girlfriend said; "take the condom off." - "Why?" - "Because yolo" - "What does that mean?" I asked. - "You only live once" - "Well" I said, "if you get pregnant then yoyo." - "What's that mean?" - "You're on your own."
If you make a great joke, i will pay for it!
No matter if you lost, Anne Hathaway (Leider geht der auf Deutsch nicht)
If Jamie = Engländer System.out.println("Jamie ist gay") else TÖÖÖÖÖTET IHN