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Kashoot

    • Meintest du: "Kashoot" is used almost exclusively in the phrase "in Kashoots," which means "in an alliance or partnership." In most contexts, it describes the conspiring activity of people up to no good.

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    • Corona Virus

    • Female

    Reporter: "Mr. President, why is the Corona Virus making us so difficult?"

    Trump: "Corona is female. We cannot grab the virus by the eggs!"

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    • Is-Memes

    Sprichwort

    • German speakingwords in english #5:(deutsch Sprichwörter auf englisch #5:)

    That is jacket like trousers to me. (Das ist Jacke wie Hose für mich.)

    Let the curch in the village. (Lass die Kirche im Dorf.)

    Don‘t paint the devil on the wall. (Mal nicht den Teufel an die Wand.)

    I have thrown an eye on you. (Ich habe ein Auge auf dich geworfen.)

    What must that must. (Was muss das muss.)

    That sets the whole the crown up. (Das setzt dem ganzen die Krone auf.)

    Let it taste to you. (Lass es dir schmecken.)

    Makeing good mine to the bad game. (Gute Miene zum bösen Spiel machen.)

    Have you still them all? (Hast du sie noch alle?)

    You look stupid out of the laundry. (Du schaust dumm aus der Wäsche.)

    You can’t see the forest infront of many trees. (Du siehst den Wald vor lauter Bäumen nicht.)

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    • Land

    • Wie bellen Hunde in verschiedenen Ländern?

    Deutschland: Wau Wau

    Frankreich: Waf Waf

    China: Bruzzel Bruzzel

    Russland: CYKA BLYATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT (kauft euch Vodgar, is gut für euer dutsch gramaadik!)

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    • Wort

    • Wie schnell erkennst du diese Wörter?

    Schwa**n**z

    Fi**c**ken

    Bl**as**en

    Ti**t**te

    Mö**ps**e

    **A**rsch

    P**en**is

    V**a**gina

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    • Sex

    • ....... is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people you get to know new techniques. After a time you'll learn to enjoy it.

    So if you love sex you will like: ........

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    • Song

    • "Top 10 BEST Kashoot! Songs (Ranked By Views) - YouTube" www.youtube.com › watch Video zu "kashoot theme song" 6:26 This is the top 10 Kashoot songs.

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    • Nobelpreis

    • A brand new piece of information from the Longwave Transmitter Motala (189 Khz), Sweden: "Greta Thunberg will receive the next "Nobel Prize in Physics" in 2023! The reason why is, she found a dimmer against the solar wind on her sailing trip on a lonely island! Now the earth is forever protected from overheating!"

    Uwe Schmidt, Neubrandenburg

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    • Covid Love

    • Savage Love in der COVID-19 Edition Teil 3

    Covid Love

    Infekt Buddy Infekt Buddy

    Ist sehr Hot

    COVID-19, null + neunzehn

    But is Covid Love

    Wenn du Kiss me

    Ich zieh die Maske auf

    Danke, dass ihr meine Witze immer so liked.

    Bitte liken für Teil 4, Dankööö schöööö!

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    • Mann

    • In the 1960s, a man living in the Soviet Union walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"

    The bartender replies, "Beer used to be 50 kopecks, but we had to add another 50 kopecks to pay for the Communist Party’s five-year economic plan. So it’s one ruble now. Everybody must pay for the plan."

    The man thinks for a moment and says, "Alright, I’ll have one beer, please."

    He puts down a ruble on the counter. The bartender takes the ruble and gives back 50 kopecks.

    The man says with a confused smile, "I thought you said everybody pays for the economic plan."

    The bartender replies, "Yes, comrade — but the problem is, we have no beer."

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    • Orange

    • Zu der derzeitigen amerikanischen Politik ist nur eines zu sagen:

    "Orange is the new black."

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    • Trump

    • What is the difference between God and president Trump? God knows everything - Trump knows everything better!

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