Is-Witze
Hello, my name is Manuel! Thanks for you love!
Kennt ihr das?
Du bist im Zimmer.
Deine Mutter schreit von der Küche/Wohnzimmer/....: "Komm mal her!"
Du: "WAS IST?!"
KEINE ANTWORT VON DER MUTTER
Nobody:
Du: "WAS IST?!"
WIEDER KEINE ANTWORT
Jetzt stehst du genervt auf, gehst zu deiner Mutter sagst: "Hörst du nicht, ich schreie schon seit Stunden!"
Mutter: "Habs ja gar nicht mitbekommen."
Du: Is klar😒😑
Bill Clinton
Sperm is best against the Corona Virus.
I gave Monica a swallow every day.
She was never sick.
Ich wollte einen Puff für Familien eröffnen, aber der Slogan "Incest is Wincest" kam nicht so gut an.
"Incest is Wincest" ist ein YouTube-Kanal.
What is bigger than a Big Mac?
A Mactus.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
PornHub is down, you facebook will do.
Did you know what's "Toohak"?
Die letzten Worte eines Wachmannes:
„Is' da wer?“
Your mum is gay.
Your English is one wall free.
Time is running out to save the world!
Joel is cool!
The meaning of the word "Kahoot" (or Cahoot) is: In an Alliance or Partnership.
Ein kleines deutsch-englisches Gedicht:
Ich fahre on the sea, mein Freund and me. We want fischen gehen, weil bad is Rasenmähen. Plötzlich ich falle from the ship, und my Freund says: RIP.
They say I am young and know nothing about life, but when the earth suffers, we suffer at the same time.
It's so easy to understand, that nature is our mother. And like us, she is free, she belongs to no one. And I love all the things that she gives me.
Come with me, I can't make it alone. But together, together, we're strong! I am young, but I know what to do, time is running out to save the earth! Come make a difference, we can make it work, Let's make it happen now! Soon it'll be too late, I can't make it all alone. I need you now!
They say that everything is normal, that global warming is a false alarm, but I am living in a sea of green, and the world is full of heat and fire. It's time to wake up! I know it's hard but we can make it better. And all together defend our home, we must go further. Come with me, I can't make it alone, but together, together, we're strong! I am young but I know what to do time is running out to save the earth. Come make a difference, we can make it work. Let's make it happen now!
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Roses are red, violets are blue.
I thought Voldemort is ugly, but then I saw you.
JESC 2019: Share the Joy Lyrics with singers.
Melani Garcia: I’ve got these butterflies, my body keeps on holding, because they going wild when i’m excited everyday.
Erin Mai: And I love every feeling, that life brings cause i’m living so free, yeah. I feel free.
Liza Misnikova: When I’m dreaming yeah please don’t ever wake me, because i’m living from the love given to me!
Jordan Anthony: Whether from my Mother, my sisters or my brothers. Feel free. So free!
Karina Ignatyan: When you ever need somebody, I got you. Maybe i’m young, but I know what to do!
Sophia Ivanko: Not every day the greatest, yes it is true, but when you put your mind to it, you get truth!
Refrain: Just wanna share, Share the joy, Share the joy! Share the joy!
Anna Kearney: Not every day the greatest, yes its true, but when you put your mind to it, you can do!
Refrain
Joana Almeida: It happen soon I feel it, there’s honestly no secret. Trust me, yeah!, you see!
You can watch these great song at YouTube! Than write me a comment. Thanks!
"Stehen Sie auf Männer oder auf Frauen?"
"Da würde ich gerne ein Zitat auf Englisch anbringen: *If there is a hole, there is a goal!*"
"paskal is ein doff man"