Die 40 besten Nev-Witze - Schlechte Witze

Was erhält jemand, der dreimal durch die Führerscheinprüfung fällt?

1. Ein gelbes Nummernschild.

2. Einen Wohnwagen, damit er nicht schneller als 30 km / h fahren kann.

3. Und einen NL Aufkleber (never learned).

Ein Deutscher und ein Franzose treffen sich. „We say you Germans never have fun.“ „The last time we had fun the Americans had to save you.“

Was sagen wither wenn sie nein sagen wollen. Antwort: Never ever

Why did Microsoft never release Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 8 9.

Bill Clinton ----------------- Sperm is best against the Corona Virus.

I gave Monica a swallow every day.

She was never sick.

"Men never remember,but women never forget."

That's why they never came
back again
sarcasm

Mom: "Why do you never
use the toilet at school?"
The toilet at school:

Der Held den wir alle hier brauchten...

Never has a man influenced physics so profoundly as Niels Bohr in the early 1900's.
Going back to this time period, little was known about atomic structure; Bohr set out
to end the obscurity of physics. However things didn't come easy for Bohr. He had to
give up most of his life for physics and research of many hypothesis. But, this is why
you and I have even heard of the quantum theory and atomic structures. Bohr came
up with his quantum theory while studying at Cambridge. Bohr was a skeptic and he
never truly believed in Max Planck's old quantum theory. He put forth the idea that,
going from one high-energy orbit o a lower one, an electron could, in fact, be trying
to emit a quantum of discrete energy. Bohr was criticized for this idea, but he didn't
let up. Soon after, Bohr said his famed quote,"If quantum mechanics hasn't shocked
you, you haven't understood it yet." This quote is extremely famous and has gone
down as the motto for quantum physicist around the world. Understandably, Bohr
never won a Nobel prize outside of physics (of which he only won one). Bohr's still
going strong with his theories on atomic structure; he allowed for 100's of scientists
to fully experiment with the cell and its many components. Bohr was largely on the
run from the Nazi's when he came up with this discovery, which is amazing because
around this time, Bohr's home country of Denmark was invaded by the Nazi's. Bohr
and Ernest Rutherford are given credit, but it is believed that Rutherford decided to
desert Bohr in the middle of their work. Rutherford once, quite famously said that
you should never bet against the wonders of science. Niels Bohr's famous career
never really kicked off until he was forty years old. Most other major scientists were
going all over the world with their ideas by their early twenties. However, in order
to preserve the legacy of Niels Bohr, he has his own institution, whose goal is to
make many more great strides in the field of physics for years. How did Bohr affect
you and me? Without Niels Bohrs' more advanced atomic theory, we might as well
cry over how little we know of the atoms and their compounds. Physics would have
never been such a force in the todays society. However, to this day, research is still
going on to improve and update the atomic theory. Although scientists clearly want
to improve on Bohr's theory, many famous physicists come out publicly and openly
say that Bohr's ideas will never be improved upon, todays society cannot say
goodbye to an opportunity to improve our understanding of the sciences. If Bohr
never had silenced his critics, we would still be following Planck's theories, and
going on incomplete information. Bohr's later life was all occupied when he decided
to go back to Denmark and head the Royal Danish Academy. His main goal was to
tell the world of the of the greatness of the Danish Sciences and most likely educate
a new crop of scientists for years to come. There is controversy surrounding Bohr's
lie during his stint in the Manhattan project. Though he claimed to be anti-violence
and a peace-seeker, Bohr engineered on the Manhattan Project. Though he didn't
hurt anyone directly, thousands of people died. Neils Bohr opened many doors for
you and I in the physics world, he will go down as one of the greatest physicists.

💀

And "Blushis a
contraction of blood rush"
harry potter fandoms
I just realized that "Never" is a
contraction of "not ever"
Also "Studying" is a
contraction of "student dying"

Dalai Lama walks into a store and buys something. He waits for the change but the change never comes.

MORRISON
VONSERTIN
VOTE
RICK ASTLEY
PRIME MINISTER
HE WILL NEVER
GIVE YOU UP
LET YOU DOWN
RUN AROUND
DESERT YOU
Vote
MAKE YOU CRY
SAY GOODBYE
TELLA LIE
HURT YOU
-222E
TATAR

Der iss jetzt in Englisch : " I haven't lost my virginty yet "... " ' cause I never lose"😉

Ist halt immer so 🤣

When your teacher says
you have to do a project
with someone you don't know:
You
mgflip.com
I've never met this man in my life.
Your friend
I don't even know who you are

NEIN DAS IST
KEIN RICKROLL

NEVER
GONNA
Shut
Up

Then you're safe😌

After i give advice, i always end
my sentence with "idk tho" so you
can never say i ruined your life

NEVER GIVE UP

Schon scary #selfmade #memefürbhz

If you find him scary
You have never seen this shit yet

😂

iris
Retake
@irispompeii
some earrings i ordered on aliexpress
never arrived and they asked for photo
evidence???
3
Done

credits: ChatGPT

Girl: I bet you've never felt sad
Me:
D

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