Toe-Witze

Joana

    • Where are you, Joana?????

    We need you to live!!!!!! We all love you very, very much!!!! And we miss you!!! Come again!!!!!

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    • Kanal

    • Kennt ihr den Kanal auf Youtube "Gone to the snow dogs"? Ein englischer Channel über das Leben von fünf Huskys in Michigan. Ich bin ein echter Fan davon!

    Mögt ihr Hunde und könnt ihr Englisch? Also, könnt ihr mal vorbeischauen, "Gone to the snow dogs" ist cool!

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    • Kashoot

    • I am young, but I know what to do! Time is running out to play Kashoot... Come make a difference, we can make it work. Lets make it happen now!

    Bitte ein Dislike und schreibt mir in die Kommentare, wenn es euch gefällt.

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    • Lesbe

    • A To a to a Tittytat.

    Not funny girl.

    A guy, a guy a guy girl. Rennt durch den Wald und schreit: "Ich hab mit Jessica geschlafen und hab herausgefunden, dass er lesbisch ist!"

    That's funny.

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    • Toe-Memes

    Ruhe

    • Rest In Peace Humphrey, A tribute.

    Bearded-Dragon Care 1540 Abonnenten

    Back in October Humphrey passed away, and I only just finished making this in memory of her. It was incredibly difficult to do, seeing her videos from the past made it very hard for me to edit and put together, so I did little bits every few days. I really miss her, and it was 5 years ago today that I bought her from the pet store, so that hurts even more. I hope you guys "like" what I've put together for her, and mainly for me to see how much we did together. Thank you for watching, and if you've read this, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

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    • Liedtext

    • JESC 2019: Share the Joy Lyrics with singers.

    Melani Garcia: I’ve got these butterflies, my body keeps on holding, because they going wild when i’m excited everyday.

    Erin Mai: And I love every feeling, that life brings cause i’m living so free, yeah. I feel free.

    Liza Misnikova: When I’m dreaming yeah please don’t ever wake me, because i’m living from the love given to me!

    Jordan Anthony: Whether from my Mother, my sisters or my brothers. Feel free. So free!

    Karina Ignatyan: When you ever need somebody, I got you. Maybe i’m young, but I know what to do!

    Sophia Ivanko: Not every day the greatest, yes it is true, but when you put your mind to it, you get truth!

    Refrain: Just wanna share, Share the joy, Share the joy! Share the joy!

    Anna Kearney: Not every day the greatest, yes its true, but when you put your mind to it, you can do!

    Refrain

    Joana Almeida: It happen soon I feel it, there’s honestly no secret. Trust me, yeah!, you see!

    You can watch these great song at YouTube! Than write me a comment. Thanks!

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    • Slogan

    • Ich wollte ein Puff to go im Einkaufszentrum eröffnen, aber der Slogan "Fummeln beim Bummeln" war nicht die beste Idee. 😅

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    • Song

    • 15. Russia Tatjana Mezhentseva and Denberel Oorzhak.

    Tatjana and Denberel had a very good audition with cool Leds on the stage. The song was a bit strange, but have a great message and fits the stage well. But I felt, something was missing on the stage, of course there were any dancers and bigger special effects. Tatjana has a beautiful voice, but Denberels voice isnt perfect and maybe a bit powerless. Sorry Russia!

    14. Albania Isea Cili Mikja ime Femijeri.

    The stage was really colourful and the many leds give it a unique and also magic sense of style. Her song was very emotional and catches everyone with the pretty emotional refrain. But I fell, something was missing in the song. It was really beautiful, but not powerful enough to make it to a big contender. Iseas Voice was very good, but I know that song show not all what she can.

    13. Malta Eliana Gomez Blanco We are more.

    Her Vocals and Voice were not really great. Her song was also a bit strange and not very interesting. The stage had great leds that perfectly fits her emotional song, but something special was missing on it. I know she wasnt bad, but not good enough.

    12. Serbia Darija Vracevic Podigni Glas.

    The song is really powerful and have the perfect emotion in it. The stage was pretty with the many leds and special effects that suits the song very much. Her vocals were fantastic and she have a great strong voice. But her outfit can be a bit better.

    You can watch all the songs on YouTube. Please a Dislike when you like it.

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    • Toilet

    • Bill Gates passes the prototype of a "mind-reading-toilet" to Donald Trump so he can rule America without circumstances. Trump examines the latest thing and pisses. The "mind-read-loo" automatically twitters: "I piss on China!". Trump is excited and farts: The "mind-read-loo" sends automatically e-mails to build a great wall and sends Mexico instantly the bills. He shits and a computer-generated voice says: "Mr. President, you entered the password "THE_GREATEST_BULLSHIT_EVER!" to N.O.R.A.D. The nuclear intercontinental ballistic missiles start in 3...2...1...launch.... Thank you for using the "mind-read-loo" and have a nice day.

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    • Klasse

    • Dieser eine in der Klasse, der irgendwie gar kein Englisch kann:

    "Happy Birthday to you, no body like you. You look like an Animal, go back to the Zoo."

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    • Sex

    • Ein Geschäftsmann reißt in einer japanischen Disco eine hübsche Japanerin auf. Später in seinem Hotel sind die beiden schwer zugange, wobei sie immer "hai to, hai to" schreit. Er denkt sich, dass er wirklich ein klasse Kerl ist, wenn er es ihr so dermaßen besorgt.

    Am nächsten Tag spielt er mit seinem japanischen Geschäftspartner Golf und dem Japaner gelingt ein ausgezeichneter Schlag. Um den Japaner zu beeindrucken, versucht der Geschäftsmann sein frisch erworbenes Japanisch an den Mann zu bringen: "Hai to!" Darauf der Japaner: "Was heißt hier 'falsches Loch'?"

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    • Sex

    • Dancing is like sex.

    - When you first try it, you are nervous.

    - But it is still the best thing you have ever tried.

    - The more you do it, the better it gets every time.

    - With experience, you can do it longer...

    - As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques.

    - After a time, you learn to enjoy it.

    So if you love sex, you will like dancing.

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