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In der Englischstunde... Lehrer: "What is your favourite quote?" Schüler antwortet: "My favourite quote is "You can do anything. Just get up and do it."" John: "Well then see you tomorrow, I'm going home now!"

Ps: Ich würde das auch gerne mal machen...😂

Deine Mutter ist Pay to win!

Do you want to be my friend?

geht nur auf Englisch sry. What does Wasabi A say to Wasabi B?

WasaBi?!

Es gibt auf YouTube einen Kanal, der heißt Gone to the Snow Dogs und ist über vier ganz besondere Huskys. Die heißen Shiloh, Shelby, Oakley und Memphis. Als Shiloh, Shelby und Oakley starben, kam noch Kira dazu. Wer etwas über Gone to the Snow Dogs weiß, kann mir schreiben.

Wie kann ich einen zum Lachen bringen?

Mit dem Lied Hi, Hi, Hititei Space Taxiii to the Skyyyy!

Hello Guys, I’ve just seen that the famous Eurovision Song Contest singer Joana Almeida was on this website and I liked her idea to talk to some random people here about her fabulous talent.

I’m just amazed by her. I mean Selena Gomez, it’s a big name in the world and I know this. But I also know that it was a long way to be that Selena Gomez. That’s because we should all admire future stars like Joana.

Tieme is running out to play Kahoot!

Schild in Berlin: "Café to go jetzt auch zum Mitnehmen!"

Writing jokes is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex, you will like writing jokes.

"Homeschooling" is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried.

The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex, you will like "Homeschooling".

Please give me a like. I hope you had a little bit fun while reading this. Thanks for enjoying it! 😍

YandereDev is so horny, he needs a s** doll to calm himself down.

Deine Mutter bestellt bei Starbucks einen Coffee to go, um ihn hier zu trinken...

Freund: Ich hasse es, wenn man das Wort „einzigste“ benutzt.

Anderer Freund: Da bist du nicht der Einzigste!

Freund: Wieso hast du in Deutsch eine 1+ bekommen und ich eine 5-?

Anderer Freund: Das liegt daran, dass ich besser als die Klasse bin.

Freund: Sprache ist nicht wirklich dein Ding.

Anderer Freund: Ich kann sogar Englisch. In einem Restaurant in England habe ich mal gesagt: "I want to become a steak, please!"

Journalist: What inspired you to use the rainbow flag in your logo?

Company owner: Money!

....... is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people you get to know new techniques. After a time you'll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex you will like: ........

Dancing is like sex.

- When you first try it, you are nervous.

- But it is still the best thing you have ever tried.

- The more you do it, the better it gets every time.

- With experience, you can do it longer...

- As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques.

- After a time, you learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex, you will like dancing.

"Kaffee to go" finde ich klasse, wegen des Deckels.

Macht keiner vorher auf und schaut rein. Arbeite im Kiosk und wichse ab und zu rein bei Stammkunden, wie z. B. bei der kleinen, drallen Tittenmaus von der Zahnarztpraxis...

Was macht Steve, um sich fit zu halten? Er läuft einmal um den Block.

I am the one don't weight a ton to get respect up on the street... Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda BRAAAAA

Bill Gates passes the prototype of a "mind-reading-toilet" to Donald Trump so he can rule America without circumstances. Trump examines the latest thing and pisses. The "mind-read-loo" automatically twitters: "I piss on China!". Trump is excited and farts: The "mind-read-loo" sends automatically e-mails to build a great wall and sends Mexico instantly the bills. He shits and a computer-generated voice says: "Mr. President, you entered the password "THE_GREATEST_BULLSHIT_EVER!" to N.O.R.A.D. The nuclear intercontinental ballistic missiles start in 3...2...1...launch.... Thank you for using the "mind-read-loo" and have a nice day.