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Michael Jackson

    • If you are a Michael Jackson believer that he only faked his death and is still alive then please subscribe to this youtube channel please, please!

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGdiOzapRHyZi1ZoNSpXnSw/join

    There is very good evidence there.

    Even if you don't believe in it you can still drop by, please.

    Please do not forget to subscribe! 😃😁

    Thank you! Bye!

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    Schüler

    • In der Englischstunde... Lehrer: "What is your favourite quote?" Schüler antwortet: "My favourite quote is "You can do anything. Just get up and do it."" John: "Well then see you tomorrow, I'm going home now!"

    Ps: Ich würde das auch gerne mal machen...😂

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    • Wort

    • Es gibt einige englische Wörter, die ähnlich klingen wie deutsche Wörter, aber etwas anderes bedeuten.

    "Why" bedeutet nicht "wie", sondern "warum".

    "Who" bedeutet nicht "wo", sondern "wer".

    "To become" bedeutet nicht "bekommen", sondern "werden".

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    Husky

    • Es gibt auf YouTube einen Kanal, der heißt Gone to the Snow Dogs und ist über vier ganz besondere Huskys. Die heißen Shiloh, Shelby, Oakley und Memphis. Als Shiloh, Shelby und Oakley starben, kam noch Kira dazu. Wer etwas über Gone to the Snow Dogs weiß, kann mir schreiben.

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    • Lachen

    • Wie kann ich einen zum Lachen bringen?

    Mit dem Lied Hi, Hi, Hititei Space Taxiii to the Skyyyy!

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    • Talent

    • Hello Guys, I’ve just seen that the famous Eurovision Song Contest singer Joana Almeida was on this website and I liked her idea to talk to some random people here about her fabulous talent.

    I’m just amazed by her. I mean Selena Gomez, it’s a big name in the world and I know this. But I also know that it was a long way to be that Selena Gomez. That’s because we should all admire future stars like Joana.

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    Sex

    • Writing jokes is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.

    So if you love sex, you will like writing jokes.

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    Homeschooling

    • "Homeschooling" is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried.

    The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.

    So if you love sex, you will like "Homeschooling".

    Please give me a like. I hope you had a little bit fun while reading this. Thanks for enjoying it! 😍

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    Sprache

    • Freund: Ich hasse es, wenn man das Wort „einzigste“ benutzt.

    Anderer Freund: Da bist du nicht der Einzigste!

    Freund: Wieso hast du in Deutsch eine 1+ bekommen und ich eine 5-?

    Anderer Freund: Das liegt daran, dass ich besser als die Klasse bin.

    Freund: Sprache ist nicht wirklich dein Ding.

    Anderer Freund: Ich kann sogar Englisch. In einem Restaurant in England habe ich mal gesagt: "I want to become a steak, please!"

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    • Sex

    • ....... is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people you get to know new techniques. After a time you'll learn to enjoy it.

    So if you love sex you will like: ........

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    Sex

    • Dancing is like sex.

    - When you first try it, you are nervous.

    - But it is still the best thing you have ever tried.

    - The more you do it, the better it gets every time.

    - With experience, you can do it longer...

    - As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques.

    - After a time, you learn to enjoy it.

    So if you love sex, you will like dancing.

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    • Kaffee

    • "Kaffee to go" finde ich klasse, wegen des Deckels.

    Macht keiner vorher auf und schaut rein. Arbeite im Kiosk und wichse ab und zu rein bei Stammkunden, wie z. B. bei der kleinen, drallen Tittenmaus von der Zahnarztpraxis...

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