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Was macht Steve, um sich fit zu halten? Er läuft einmal um den Block.
I am the one don't weight a ton to get respect up on the street... Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda BRAAAAA
Bill Gates passes the prototype of a "mind-reading-toilet" to Donald Trump so he can rule America without circumstances. Trump examines the latest thing and pisses. The "mind-read-loo" automatically twitters: "I piss on China!". Trump is excited and farts: The "mind-read-loo" sends automatically e-mails to build a great wall and sends Mexico instantly the bills. He shits and a computer-generated voice says: "Mr. President, you entered the password "THE_GREATEST_BULLSHIT_EVER!" to N.O.R.A.D. The nuclear intercontinental ballistic missiles start in 3...2...1...launch.... Thank you for using the "mind-read-loo" and have a nice day.
Why does Donald Trump only sell cheese in blocks? Because he wants to make America great again.
JESC 2019: Share the Joy Lyrics with singers.
Melani Garcia: I’ve got these butterflies, my body keeps on holding, because they going wild when i’m excited everyday.
Erin Mai: And I love every feeling, that life brings cause i’m living so free, yeah. I feel free.
Liza Misnikova: When I’m dreaming yeah please don’t ever wake me, because i’m living from the love given to me!
Jordan Anthony: Whether from my Mother, my sisters or my brothers. Feel free. So free!
Karina Ignatyan: When you ever need somebody, I got you. Maybe i’m young, but I know what to do!
Sophia Ivanko: Not every day the greatest, yes it is true, but when you put your mind to it, you get truth!
Refrain: Just wanna share, Share the joy, Share the joy! Share the joy!
Anna Kearney: Not every day the greatest, yes its true, but when you put your mind to it, you can do!
Refrain
Joana Almeida: It happen soon I feel it, there’s honestly no secret. Trust me, yeah!, you see!
You can watch these great song at YouTube! Than write me a comment. Thanks!
Voldemort: "AvadA-"
Hermine: "StOp sToP StOp, you're going to take someone's eye out! Besides, you say it WrOnG! It's AvAda, not AvadA!"
Voldemort: "Do it yourself if you're so clever. Go on, go on!"
Hermine: "AvAda Kedavra!"
"Yayyyy i killed Voldemort!"
Das wäre ein besseres Ende gewesen. 😄
Where are you, Joana?????
We need you to live!!!!!! We all love you very, very much!!!! And we miss you!!! Come again!!!!!
"Happy birthday to you, nobody likes you, you look like an animal go back to the zoo." 😂😂😂
I took the Wok to Poland.
Why can’t Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it’s for Biden!
Hey, ich bin Ariana Grande und Britney Spears. Habt ihr schon meine Videos auf YouTube geschaut und geliked? Wenn nicht? I’ll give you baby one more time because I have no tears left to cry.
„Cahoot“ wird fast ausschließlich in der Phrase „in cahoots“ verwendet, was „in einer Allianz oder Partnerschaft“ bedeutet. In den meisten Kontexten beschreibt es die konspirative Tätigkeit von Leuten, die nichts Gutes im Sinn haben.
Chuck Norris spielt Tic Tac Toe und gewinnt bei zwei Zügen!
Time is running out to play Kahoot!
"I am young, but I know what to do. Time is running out to play Kahoot..."
Lukas, do you agree?
Let's talk about the percentages. Many things to determine. Let's make a Baby and let's buy a minivan. Confirm?
Rest In Peace Humphrey, A tribute.
Bearded-Dragon Care 1540 Abonnenten
Back in October Humphrey passed away, and I only just finished making this in memory of her. It was incredibly difficult to do, seeing her videos from the past made it very hard for me to edit and put together, so I did little bits every few days. I really miss her, and it was 5 years ago today that I bought her from the pet store, so that hurts even more. I hope you guys "like" what I've put together for her, and mainly for me to see how much we did together. Thank you for watching, and if you've read this, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
An der Straße, an der ich wohne, gibt es ein Straßen-Café, das auch mittags Snacks und Gerichte zum Mitnehmen anbietet.
Letztens stand auf der Tafel draußen angeschrieben: „Gulasch-Suppe To Go“.
Da dachte ich: Anscheinend afrikanische Zubereitungsart...
Deine Mudda ist so fett, wenn du sie anguckst, fallen dir alle Zähne aus dem Mund and Welcome to Facebook!
To Now and 666?
I am young but I know what to do, time is running out to play Kahoot...