Schlechte Witze
Warum gibt es keine Schockwellen-Granaten mehr? Weil man sonst eine neue Map braucht.
Wer hätte jemals gedacht, dass es Corona geben würde, die Tiere oben im Himmel?
Figur-Wettbewerb Anmeldung!
Ein Mann geht in einen Aufzug rein und da sind Treppen!
Was tut ein Fisch?
Antwort: Komisch weglaufen und schreien!
Frizle fragt dich: Wie heißt du?
Du: Sag ich nicht!
Frizle: Spielverderber!
(Du bist dumm.)
Niemand kennt dich. Wer bist du?
Dein Vater, du Hurensohn!
Johannes ging heute auf den Friedhof und sprach: "Mann, sind das viele Gräber! Mal sehen, wer da alles liegt! Ich werde hier nicht liegen, wenn ich tot bin. Ich werde verbrannt."
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Are you feeling it now, Yan Dev?
Are you feeling it now, Yan Dev?
Are you feeling it now, Yan Dev?
"Hallo", sagt der Lehrer, "ach, du bist dumm! Was hast du da? Geh! Dein Gelaber interessiert niemanden, dann kannst du ja gleich mit rauskommen!"
Ich bin ein Cop, aber Alice ist Cooper!
Hagrid: Wem gehört diese Kröte? Neville: Trevor.
Aber ist Hagrid Trevor? 😄😄😄😄😂😂😂
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Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner.
Da geht rein, dann raus, überall ist Blut. Rein geht es, dann ist es tot.
Brombeerkralle und Rauchfell jagen. Jeder behauptet, der bessere Jäger zu sein. Brombeerkralle sagt: "Rat mal, wer gerade ein Kaninchen erwischt hat!" Rauchfell erwidert: "Rat mal, wer gerade ein Kaninchen, zwei Mäuse und vier Amseln gefangen hat!"
*Krallengemetzel*
Chuck isst keinen Honig, er kaut Bienen!
Man sieht zwei Hügel und eine Ritze, wo ein Mann reinspritzte.
Lul, bin wieder da!
Fritzchen fickt gerne.